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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Oct 4, 2002
OK, Clive, if a phonecall from a meet that you're at ever works out, take a wild guess what most of your end of the conversation will be...
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Oct 4, 2002
*sigh*
No...
What was Amy telling me about that was hilarious?
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 4, 2002
bert daadeee aye lurve heeeim.
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Oct 4, 2002
Very good! *hands Clive a mufflewhump*
And other impressions
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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises) Posted Oct 4, 2002
Did someone mention Bert, as in my Albatross buddy who recently has been gibbering madness about some kind of magical adventure, it must be down to the stunned-ness....
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Oct 4, 2002
You butcher her accent almost as bad as she does... (she=suitemate #1 from hell)
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 4, 2002
I'm not pitch-perfect? 
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Oct 4, 2002
Actually you sing more on key than she did to be a pedant...
...but your version of her accent is at least more amusing than her's.
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tom Posted Oct 4, 2002
Wha Aah doo buleeeeve the bauwwy hayus ac-ch-ooli gawtt utt
:: looks for prescription for penicillin 
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Oct 4, 2002
*wishes she could do accents other than her own for more than 10 syllables or until she has to breathe, whichever comes first...*
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Oct 4, 2002
*can only fake southern US cause she was born there*
I moved north when I was six months old - the fact that a twang was the first thing I heard didn't leave my language centers though.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 5, 2002
*looks to Tom*
related to Foghorn Leghorn are we?
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tom Posted Oct 5, 2002
> related to Foghorn Leghorn are we?
Don't think so. Respected elderly aunt traced family tree back to when local minister removed local parish records to Inverness to keep them safe in 1745. (slight problem going on for Appin Stewarts at that time. )
I suspect they were used to light fires then.
I moved from Edinburgh to Liverpool to Edinburgh to Glasgow before age of 5 so I may have got a lot of differing accents to get used to quickly. That may explain why I can copy a lot of them. 
On the other hand that may be complete blethers. 
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Oct 9, 2002
Er.... 
Clive.
*foosed*
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