h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perhaps I should begin clearing my desk then...

In fact I am beginning to realise new marketing potential in the sale of work. This revolutionary idea, although still embryonic, could soon be making me lots of money whilst removing the need for me to do any university work at all. I shall soon list my assignments and sell them to people who need to get housework done but cannot persuade themselves to do it.

This sounds to me like an idea with little or no drawbacks. Say, do you need someone to help you set up theis venture? The kind of person who will do nothing and wander off in a haze of self importance with half the money and half the glory? If so, then I da man for the job!

Uh - gonna have to bail in a moment - my c: keeps crashing and then parking. Glad the o/s is on D:... You can get it going again by banging it, but it's probably gonna throw out on me totally sooner or later. Must export all my stuff to another computer someplace... Myabe I should write an article on the black art of tech support

They said no fiction allowed; and the words tech and support certainly aren't true when placed in the same sentence.