h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Celery is the vegetable of the devil. It's as simple as that.

too true!

Aha! Someone else who thinks in the same vein as I! Most people quote that it's good for you as you use up more calories eating it than it gives you, but that doesn't make it any better in my opinion.

You'd be better to drink a glass of cold water for that. Celery tastes disgusting inasmuch as it tastes at all, and should be discouraged at all costs.

I wrote a poem about how celery is soooooo bad. I thought I had put it up on my website, but it appears I have not. However, I know you have expressed more than a paassing interest in doughnuts, so I shall infrom you that I have written a poem about a man that sells them. You can find it at http://www.geocities.com/paris/maison/3671/poetry4/

I tried the link but yahoo doesn't think it exists

But I found the poem from your homepage I like it, its cool

Read some of my poetry at
http://www.h2g2.com/A250930 and
http://www.h2g2.com/A262351

~Joanna