This is the Message Centre for Pete
Celery
Pete Started conversation Feb 9, 2000
Celery is the vegetable of the devil. It's as simple as that.
Celery
Pete Posted Feb 15, 2000
Aha! Someone else who thinks in the same vein as I! Most people quote that it's good for you as you use up more calories eating it than it gives you, but that doesn't make it any better in my opinion.
Celery
J'au-æmne Posted Feb 15, 2000
You'd be better to drink a glass of cold water for that. Celery tastes disgusting inasmuch as it tastes at all, and should be discouraged at all costs.
Celery
Pete Posted Feb 15, 2000
I wrote a poem about how celery is soooooo bad. I thought I had put it up on my website, but it appears I have not. However, I know you have expressed more than a paassing interest in doughnuts, so I shall infrom you that I have written a poem about a man that sells them. You can find it at http://www.geocities.com/paris/maison/3671/poetry4/
Celery
J'au-æmne Posted Feb 15, 2000
But I found the poem from your homepage I like it, its cool
Read some of my poetry at
http://www.h2g2.com/A250930 and
http://www.h2g2.com/A262351
~Joanna
Key: Complain about this post
Celery
More Conversations for Pete
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."