h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A clean cat is a fancy field indeed. Tonight I dine on Chinese Food. American Chinese Food of course, which is wholly removed from the food that the Chinese, or less that, the American Chinese eat, but hey, I live in the Bronx which is about forever from Manhattan which is where the real food can be found. Mmm. orange chicken with to many peppers, those little ones the color of dried blood that taste so gosh darned awful. Blah. Shoulda at least gone to the good American Chinese Food place, the one named 'Good Chinese Food' so I could have gotten my standard sesame chicken combo, also known as Number 17, and been happy. Mmm, broccoli.