h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks for stopping by my page [it's nice to know that now someone else has read it!]
I can so agree with you with the courtesy thing. One of my ambitions is to make *everyone* happy, and being polite, pleasant and courteous is *definitely* the way forward.
Joanna

What the world needs is definitly more courtesy.
But what on earth is Honky Tonk music?

Thanks for stopping by.

Honky Tonk music is that especially bad type of Country Music in which the singers usually lose their house, cat, dog, truck, wife, girlfriend, and everything else. It's the Country Music that makes you want to put a bullet in your head

Courtesy

Oh that stuff.. the country songs with the incredibly groovey lyrics like.. When you leave me walk out backwards so I think you're coming in... or Why don't you love me like you used to do how come you treat me like a one eyed Jew.. ? That stuff is hilarious!

You got it. Lyrics like:

I don't care if it rains or freezes as long as I've got my great big plastic Jesus ... sittin' on the dashboard of my car

and of course, the ever popular:

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life

I agree that the lyrics by themselves are funny, however listening to the entire song to get the one or two cool lyrics boarders on masochism

Courtesy

You have a point

*I will not say anything bad*
*I will not say anything bad*
*I will not say anything bad*



Courtesy

A joke I heard in High School in Louisiana:

What do you get if you play a country song backwards?

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First, your dog comes back.

Then you get your car back.

Then you get your house back.

And, finally, your wife comes back.

Yep ... that's the idea of Honky Tonk

That's why I stay away

Courtesy