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I *have* to have a doughnut!

Post 301

MaW

* crawls weakly up to the counter *

Joanna, can I pleeaassee have a lemon smiley - donut?


I *have* to have a doughnut!

Post 302

typolifi

The flavour of my HUD turned into that of an 'I hate being offline for several days' donut, is it normal?


I *have* to have a doughnut!

Post 303

MaW

There might be something wrong with it again... I had a badly-flavoured one a while ago.


I *have* to have a doughnut!

Post 304

typolifi

You know, the 'I hate being offline for several days' smiley - donut is not really badly-flavoured. It rather tastes like anger.
Moderated anger of course.


I *have* to have a doughnut!

Post 305

J'au-æmne

*hands donuts to MaW & Typolifi*
The HUD's tend to do that if you leave them for a while; they don't keep well, best served fresh. There's nothing I can do; they just tend to that as t tends to infinity.


I *have* to have a doughnut!

Post 306

MaW

Then gimme a fresh one, please!!!!

* eats chocolate supreme *


I *have* to have a doughnut!

Post 307

typolifi

And t has the bad habit of always tending to infinity, haven't you noticed?


I *have* to have a doughnut!

Post 308

J'au-æmne

Yeah. I wish it would tend quickly until a week on Tuesday...


I *have* to have a doughnut!

Post 309

MaW

What's happening then?


I *have* to have a doughnut!

Post 310

typolifi

I suppose it has something to do with exams... Or is it my own situation that makes me say that?


I *have* to have a doughnut!

Post 311

MaW

Don't mention the E word!!!!!!!!!

Can we get the Moderators to * it out do you think?


I *have* to have a doughnut!

Post 312

typolifi

It might indeed be more relevant than some other things they have to do...

Anyway I raise a smiley - bubbly at the moderators here!

Cheer up, we like you more than it seems!

And have a smiley - donut!


Mmmmm Donuts

Post 313

Mr Hazmandoo (also know as Seven-of-Up to the crew of the Esirpretne)

Long time no see!

Can I please have an Anthrax donut? Perhaps with a sprinkling of cyanide?


Mmmmm Donuts

Post 314

MaW

* looks sideways at Mr Hazmandoo *

Are you sure you're okay?


Mmmmm Donuts

Post 315

typolifi

Yeah, are you sure? Everybody knows an anthrax doughnut makes the cyanide taste awful...


Mmmmm Donuts

Post 316

MaW

And vice versa. Anthrax and Cyanide just don't go.


Mmmmm Donuts

Post 317

J'au-æmne

Hello smiley - smiley

Anthrax and cyanide... its tempting in a way to have one myself but I'm not going to... neither are you...


Mmmmm Donuts

Post 318

MaW

I think I'd like a lemon smiley - donut please Joanna.


Mmmmm Donuts

Post 319

J'au-æmne

*hands over smiley - donut & decorates stall in Black*


I REALY have to have a donut!

Post 320

Grim Prefect

I'm wowed by your amazing selection, Joanna. Please may I have a Chocolate Donut?


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