h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...is indeed correct, Affy, yes...
Da winnar! *holds up Affy's hand, champion-wrestler-like, to the applause and flashbulbs of all*

Ah, yes, but I've got the direct thread where you can drop off your app.

http://www.h2g2.com/f429265

Heh.

Hmmph. Oh yeah?
Well, -l've- got...um.

*goes quiet and sheepish and sits back down again*

Awww, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bust your little red wagon.

*hands odradek a chocolate covered espresso bean*

Chocolate covered espresso bean?

*grins*
Well, thanks, but...actually, l'm just a few days off of having my wisdom teeth removed, dear, so l don't think l could actually chew it...
Got any duct tape so's l can fix my little red wagon?

*rummages in her knapsack and retrieves some duct tape*
Nevermind, l've got it!
*tapes her little red wagon back together and prepares to ride it out the door*

Hate to leave the fun, but l've things to do in real time calling. Shall be back later, though. Nice to meet you, Cheezdanish...l'm sure this Survivor gig's going to get interesting...

*hops into wagon and goes careening out the door and into the woods*
Byeeeeeeeeee! *waving*

*walks in with battered fedora on his head*
Hi everyone!

I can't stay right now, but I wanted to let you know that this week's Post is now available
http://www.h2g2.com/U54963
and that the feature on the Aroma Café is in there
http://www.h2g2.com/A400050

*jing-a-ling*
*leaves*

*also returns after collision with RL*

Thanks for posting the right forum, everyone...and now (Hi, RB) to check out the Post.

*looks up, eyes glazed over after fighting to get a graphic on her page*

Got it, finally!

IIEM: please refill my Kona.

Big issue of The Post this week, eh, ox?

*looks up from Post*

Not bad!

I need to get goggle-eyed myself, throw caution to the wind and try to get something cool on my page (or in my space as the case my be).

And prepare for another round of outraged researchers complaining about the "improvements" to H2G2.

Were you here when Ripley went into effect and Alabaster was introduced?

Yes; I hadn't been around long enough to do any more than ride the wild bucking monster and keep (trying) to post. As I had nothing on my page, it was of little consequence that it kept going blank!

I was a new participant, too. Even tho I have a low researcher number, I spent most of that time reading guide entries. I really wasn't even aware of the cultural side of it until the Powers at the Towers starting promoting it on the front page.

Then I started reading the fora, but I was still shy. Who new?

*jingle/jangle*
*enters, butterknife in hand ready to join the original firey four in an attempt to split the million*
Um, hello , tea please IIEM.

Hi there, Lintilla. The Firey Four will surely make a formidable team.

*hopes Lintilla read the fine print about the million*

*laughing loudly at butter-knife*

Don't spread yourself too thin! Hi, Lintilla!

Witty, I registered after my search engine, looking for articles on Islam, lead me to h2g2!!??!! I got into the social aspect fairly soon but haven't really tried to get very technical yet, having only to basically spreadsheet and cut and paste my simple company books and have an accountant do the rest.

gosh, it's a long time since I've been in here... is Irving around? I should say "hi" again.
Um, any chance of a cup of hot chocolate or do I have to use this new machine... it wasn't here last time I was here! Anyone around to show me how to use it? And where did that forest spring up from? hmmm how peculiar. I hope Irving managed to find himself a replacement cake chef... I haven't baked for here for so long that the supplies I did leave must have run out ages ago.

*translates as D-U-M-B, duh-mb*

Sorry-the dumb post meant to refer to my own lack of knowledge! So sorry!

What would happen if the last few (say 4) survivors were to all severely injure themselves at once (say in some sort of fire related accident) and all had to be removed from the island, surely some agreement could be worked out to split the mil?
All hypothetical of course.

*Sips tea, removes the PPA from the piano and begins to play some Chopin*