A Conversation for The Café

The Ladies

Post 1

The Brain

*Gets out pencil and writes on cubical door*
"Roll roll roll your joint,
twist it at one end,
light one end and take a toke,
and pass it to a friend."
*Grabs tissue paper, noisily blows nose, goes back out to see if the toast has arrived yet.*


The Ladies

Post 2

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Where did THIS forum come from? Oh well, have a free coffee, Brain smiley - smiley (we made Peta's Picks and I'm celebrating )

~Irving


The Ladies

Post 3

Technoyokel (muse of poetry)

Seems like a good idea to have a ladies what with all that coffee- what about the men though?

*takes out a marker pen chews the end and tries to think of something to graffito....damn it'll have to be a traditional 'I luv Ivan'...sorry maybe I should go back for more caffeine.*


The Ladies

Post 4

Zed

writes>

There once was a hooker named Sue...


The Ladies

Post 5

The Brain

My word, at college the ladies tends to be used by, well, ladies !!!!
We have a staff lav. for men/ladies, speculation on who the cross-dressers are continues..... smiley - winkeye


The Ladies

Post 6

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Well, Brain, when I was in Highschool, us guys used the ladies room all the time! Of course I was in with the drama crowd, and the only toilet adjoining the drama room was a ladies... but we got fairly used to it!

~Irving


The Ladies

Post 7

Anonymouse

*rushes into stall*

*rushes out again*


The Ladies

Post 8

shazzPRME

*likewise*
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


The Ladies

Post 9

shazzPRME

*but then pauses to write*
When you enter this fine hall
Use the paper on the wall
If there isn't any around
scrape your a**e along the ground
If you do not like this caper
Use your finger as a scraper!

( this wasn't me and I wasn't here!!)

ssmiley - winkeye


The Ladies

Post 10

Technoyokel (muse of poetry)

OK I admit it I'm not a lady, but I am a woman so surely I can be in here?

Who cares who goes where except there's always queues for the ladies even when men aren't using them - maybe we should go and write rude poetry in the gents...


The Ladies

Post 11

shazzPRME

What a good idea!!
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


The Ladies

Post 12

Technoyokel (muse of poetry)

Hi Shazz- I have visited the gents but couldn't think of poetry so just wrote rude stuff, maybe you should write something you seem to be better at it than me!


The Ladies

Post 13

shazzPRME

I do?? LOL! I will have to see what I can come up with then smiley - smiley
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


The Ladies

Post 14

Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534

Oh this is much better. I hate going to the guys toilet, for some reason most guys don't like poofs. Hmm, where is the urinal trough? I can't go to the toilet sitting!!!


The Ladies

Post 15

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

*Enters, replenishes toilet paper, empties garbage, scrubs toilets, refills soap despenser. Conciders the smaller trash recepticles in each stall, then thinks better of it, and hopes one of the female staff members will return to empty those. Leaves*

~Irving


The Ladies

Post 16

shazzPRME

*shazz enters... sees that the coast is clear and finds a lipstick in a fetching shade of magenta... looks around furtively and begins to scrawl*

There once was a poof of Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
They both lay on the bed
'til one of them said
'Who does what... with what... and to whom?

* replaces lipstick, winks at Garibaldi who seems to be having a few problems which she doesn't want to go into... and quietly leaves, after kindly seeing to the 'ladies receptacles' which Irving was reluctant to touch*


The Ladies

Post 17

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

*Appreciates poetry*


The Ladies

Post 18

shazzPRME

*returns 'flushed' with pride at the success of her grafitti*

Hmmmmmm! I think that I will use my purple passion for this one!

When travelling to Holland by bike
Something happened that I didn't like!
I had a mishap
When I hit a Dutch cap
And my finger got stuck in a dyke.

shhhhhhhhhhhh!!


The Ladies

Post 19

Shorty

To be sung to the tune of "Good King Wenselas"

The restroom door said gentlemen,
So I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride.

I heard high voices turned and found
The place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse.
What could be worse?
Than two nuns three old ladies and a nurse.

The restroom door said gentlemen
It must have been a gag.
As soon as I walked in there
I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And smacked me with her bag.

I could tell this just wouldn't be my day.
What can I say?
It was just turning out not to be day.

The restroom door said gentlemen
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve
To switch the signs.
'Cause I got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behind.

Now I can't sit with comfort and joy.
Boy oh boy, no I'll never sit with comfort and joy.

smiley - smiley


The Ladies

Post 20

shazzPRME

*Coming in to use the facilities for once!*
Oh goodness me! ROFL!
shazzPRME... who most definately needs the facilities now! smiley - winkeye


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