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Jonny Started conversation Nov 5, 1999
Well, what are you waiting for?
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cafram - in the states. Posted Nov 5, 1999
ooooh...spiffy inkblotty things...
#1 is an evil monster, staring through itsy-bitsy eyes...
#2 is a thing with a funny nose that's reaching out to grab me...
#3 is a two-headed goose (an evil one at that - look at it's eyes)
#4 is two people running into each other....?
These are very strange inkblots!
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 5, 1999
Hmmm... Last time I did this (a little over a year ago) I got into trouble because I was honest. (I told the eedjit that they looked like friggin inkblots, and I still think they look like friggin inkblots.) So this time I'm going to lie:
A butterfly
A bee
A pair of dwaggies (or another butterfly)
Matching cherubs
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Nov 5, 1999
hmm... nice idea but it's not actually going to last us long is it?
1) Butterfly
2) Jean Paul Gaultier outfit
3) A goat horn devil worship thingy. yikes.
4) Ah.. pretty! 2 angels either side of a bell
Ok.. what's next doc?
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Nov 6, 1999
Hokay.
The first two are Samauri, the third is a pair of stick insects in a microwave. The fourth is a computer simulation of some drops of paint folded inside a sheet of paper.
I agree, I don't see a long-term future in this, as it stands. How about "Virtual Electro-Convulsive Therapy"?
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cafram - in the states. Posted Nov 6, 1999
oh ha ha.
*note the sarcasm*
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 8, 1999
Allright, draw what conclusions you must:
1. A big squatting muscleman with his hands on his knees
2. A pregnant lady. She looks kind of like an alien, but I think it's a subjective inner view of the beauty of women.
3. Dancing birds stretching and kissing.
4. African dancers in a celebration.
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 8, 1999
Duly noted and filed (round file).
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Jonny Posted Nov 8, 1999
Vell, zer does zeem to be some validity to zee thought zat zis could be very short running exercise. However, since none of you haz yet got zee correct answers I zink that everyone could try again. Or maybe just argue with each ozzer. I do razzer like Peet's idea of electrocuting everyone...
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Amanda Posted Nov 8, 1999
Guess who's having deja vu?? Me!! Me!! *quickly puts on little white number I've been neglecting in a big smelly pile of clothes*
Ok, I'm gonna say #1 looks like a Mardi Gras mask. #2 is definitely some big, scary, horned insect - mad, with hands on hips. #3 is easy - land crab. And #4 is two muti-armed Indian gods grappling over a wishbone.
Ooooh, how very Thanksgivingy!!
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Jonny Posted Nov 8, 1999
Ah, Nurse, good to see you back. The patients don't seem to be in any need of tranquilising today, but if you feel like a spot of target practice the gun's in the cupboard over there...
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cafram - in the states. Posted Nov 9, 1999
oooooohh...tranquilizzerrrr....
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Amanda Posted Nov 9, 1999
Why Doctor Jonny - It's like you can read my mind! Don't mind if I do.
P-THWANGG!! *blows smoke from dart gun barrel* I think more practice is in order...
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 9, 1999
*racing around wildly waggling arms in an unstable fashion* I didn't do it! You can't prove I was there! I didn't say that! She's always looked like that! It wasn't MY idea to play barber! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!
*diving under the couch*
Please don't shoot me.
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Bruce Posted Nov 9, 1999
Put your analysts on danger money
1: Barbequed chicken with sweet & sour sauce
2: Madonna's next marketing incarnation
3: Stampeding seahorses
4: Rubgy Union World Cup game
;^)#
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Jonny Posted Nov 9, 1999
What's this obession with rugby that all you Ozzie types seem to have at the moment?!
Nurse! I think this one needs tranquilising, he seems to be on some sort of irrational high...
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Bruce Posted Nov 9, 1999
Perfectly rational I think, especially considering I looked at this http://www.h2g2.com/A39386 immediately before looking at the inkblots
;^)#
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- 2: cafram - in the states. (Nov 5, 1999)
- 3: Anonymouse (Nov 5, 1999)
- 4: Fate Amenable To Change (Nov 5, 1999)
- 5: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Nov 6, 1999)
- 6: Anonymouse (Nov 6, 1999)
- 7: cafram - in the states. (Nov 6, 1999)
- 8: Classic Krissy (Nov 8, 1999)
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- 16: Bruce (Nov 9, 1999)
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