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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 7, 2002
I don't want to join the army - Traditional
I don't want to join the army
I don't want to go to war (to war to war)
I just want to hang around
Picadilly Underground
Living of the earnings
... of a High Class Lady
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Beatrice Posted Sep 7, 2002
(Mornin' Ben. What was the tune of that last one?)
You're in the army now - Status Quo
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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 7, 2002
Oliver's Army - Elivs Costello
dum dum dum-de dum-de Dummmm-de
dum dum dum-de dum-de Dummmm
etc
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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 7, 2002
The Universal Soldier - Donovan
and now I've gotta go and declare hostilities on the chaos that is my home...
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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 7, 2002
Good morning! - The Beatles
(Does that count as a double? No? Thought not!)
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Beatrice Posted Sep 7, 2002
Good Morning Judge - 10 cc
Ben you can have a double if you think you deserve it.....
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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 7, 2002
I *always* deserve a double! 
Dark rum, two dashes of coke, no ice, thanks Lucky Star, and cheers!
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley
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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 8, 2002
That looks like a simulpost, Zagreb.
The Green Green Grass of Home - some Welsh Geezer
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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 8, 2002
Day Dream Believer - The Monkeys
(how f*****g sad is that? - don't answer, please)
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egon Posted Sep 8, 2002
[ben- it was Tom Jones to whom you refer]
Brewer and shipley- one toke over the line (grass, toke, get it? 
<=====~~~
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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 8, 2002
Golden Brown - The Stranglers
Well, it IS a well known fact that one thing leads to another....
Tom Jones? The original Sex Bomb? Ha!
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egon Posted Sep 8, 2002
sorry, i appear to have been involved in a simulpost back there.
Brown skin- India Arie
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