A Conversation for Insults
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please wait...................... Posted Jul 29, 2002
the best part of you ran down the back of your mothers leg
Luke
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Ex Libris Draconium [Taking a vacation from h2g2] Posted Jul 29, 2002
(after peering at person's head for a few moments)
"Tell me, how do you comb your hair so the horns don't show?"
I admit, I didn't make that one up. I saw it on TV somewhere.
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Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat Posted Jul 30, 2002
May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down...
Ok maybe a little Australian, but I wanted to join in too...
Chook = chicken
Emu = large bid a bit like an ostrich
Dunny = outside toilet.
Wejut
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D Posted Jul 30, 2002
Yay. Ausies.
anyways:
You have an IQ of 2 but it takes 3 to grunt
well we're not the brightest bulb on the tree are we?
Its not Rocket Surgery
Pobody's Nerfect
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Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat Posted Jul 30, 2002
LOL 3 to grunt...
The most infectious pestilence upon thee... (william again - wasn't he the master of calling people silly twats)
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Swoosh - maker of puddings, keeper of dribbly pets, known for disappearing frequently Posted Aug 14, 2002
Aha! I've found it! The missing link between apes and chimpanzees!
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please wait...................... Posted Aug 22, 2002
whats that? two years as a student!
Luke
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Jordan Posted Aug 22, 2002
And all that time it was studying evolution... Shame the standard course length is about 500,000,000 years (plus extra for a master's).
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please wait...................... Posted Aug 22, 2002
Yeh but think of the qualifications
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Jordan Posted Aug 22, 2002
Yes, some people still need to get past the 'single-celled life' module.
- Jordan
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Jordan Posted Oct 21, 2002
Got round to find this bit of wit above.
Aren't first years arrogant? His proteins haven't even began to fold!
- Jordan
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D Posted Oct 23, 2002
i know so many people whose brains havent evolved past their embryonic stage of thier life
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Jordan Posted Oct 23, 2002
Blooming machine insulted me better than any of you could - I press post once on a different conversation, and it posts this again! (Particularily ironic, considering my last attempt at wit...)
- Jordan
Key: Complain about this post
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- 61: please wait...................... (Jul 29, 2002)
- 62: Ex Libris Draconium [Taking a vacation from h2g2] (Jul 29, 2002)
- 63: Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat (Jul 30, 2002)
- 64: D (Jul 30, 2002)
- 65: Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat (Jul 30, 2002)
- 66: Swoosh - maker of puddings, keeper of dribbly pets, known for disappearing frequently (Aug 14, 2002)
- 67: please wait...................... (Aug 22, 2002)
- 68: Jordan (Aug 22, 2002)
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