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Kheldar the Libraian? I like it!

-Archbishop Marv

We now number 80!!!!

Dear Holiness!
I'n new here and so lonesome. I really cannot describe the joy I felt when I saw this great church!
Now my soul's wish is to join you!
Endless thanks...

Kruemmelmonster

We welcome you indeed! Please let me know what you would like as youe title!

-Archbishop Marv.

O' Marv Grate Archbishop, sir.

It has been quite some time since I requested that my title be added to.

"Shoe Polisher/Misguided Crusader"

Your faithful PHRED,

Baron Bear Slide...Grand Vizier(C.C.L.F.)

My good Baron, it shall be done.

Much thanks, sir.

I've suddenly realised the error of my ways. The Church of the True Brownie is surely the way forward.

Might I humbly ask to join your hallowed ranks?

Oh, and do you have a position for a Smiter of Evil? I've always wanted to do something like that.

Possum you shall have that title! Welcome to our fold.
-Archbishop Marv

Thankyou very much. Now, I'm off to explore.

Your Eminence,
My journey has been long and I have been beset on all sides by the False Prophets of Betty Crocker and Her Ilk. I pray that I may be delivered from Temptation by your Church, and that I may remain Defender of the Good Housekeeping Recipe.
For thine is the chocolate, the power whisk and the gooeyness.
Amen.

And is shall be known that Grã is among us and shall be welcome as Brother! Have a Brownie and be well!
-Archbishop Marv

Oh Arch Bishop Mary, I request that you may take notice as I repent my sins, that occured at the age of 6 when I scorned some of the finest brownies. I kneel on my knee and request to be excepted in the church of the true brownie *hopeful smile*.

Please be welcomed in this hallowed place! You shall have your sin frgiven!
-Archbishop Marv

You are most kind.
Am I truly frgiven, or am I possibly forgiven?

You are indeed forgiven. You must forgive an old mans typing...
-Archbishop Marv

hello, archbishop, may i be the canuck of the church of the true brownie?

Well sure, we can always use another Canuck! You shal bee added to the rolls post haste!
-Archbishop Marv

thanks.

Any chance of being added to your most holy list of browniness??? Even the most humblest of positions would be greatfully accepted!!

L