h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm organising a pub cralw starting at the knights of h2g2 pub in a few days time, is it ok for us to visit you?

Should be fine, the more the merrier.

*pours *

ta, people should be turning up some time (I wont say soon, but some time)

Mine's a quart of ale please, I'm feeling far too sober and coherent

Oh, am I one of the first?

I'll start with a it that's ok. Please, pretty please

*pours and *

Here you go.

No one else here yet?

Apparently not, it wont be os good a pub crawl with just you and me bish, better hope fred and myst and some others turn up. What am I saying?

*down's quart*

while there's beer (hic) there's a bloody good pub crawl (hic)

'nuther pleze

*takes off hat and throws it at hat-stand*

*misses*

*sits on bar stool*

*brings out some ginger cake and flapjacks from the servery*

*picks up hat, brushes it off and disappears with it*

*pours extra *

Great

I'm a little concerned about the hat though.

What colour is it? Now that's a very important distinction to make.

*drains second quart*

ta. The (hic) hat'll b fine, it occupies a seperate space time continum thing like in my pockets (hic)

*sways*

y'know, the whole (hic) world is inside my (hic) pokcets, so's ma hat

*pulls batterd broad brimmed hat out of pocket*

see? (hic) look at that (hic) notch in the rim, same (hic) one.

If you want to even (hic) understand it, you'll need to drink (hic) as much as I have, and (hic) not die.

* drinks

Yes but what colour is it?

Any salted peanuts?

Hello

over on the bar.

, this should make hitchhiking much easier . Any ?

Real , bottled , cask or just some coloured water pretending to be

Take your pick

The bottled stuff sounds tempting but I'll have to go for the real

Phew. Made it. Sir DD left it a little late to tell me.

Cask , if you please.