A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Ho ho ho!
Santa Started conversation Dec 18, 2001
Merry Christmas everyone!
Remember to put out your stocking and if you have been good, I will fill it with lots of lovely things!
Ho ho ho!
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 2, 2002
Speaking on behalf of Santa I think you should leave al your doors and windows open with a sign saying "gifts in here" ...
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Demon Drawer Posted Dec 2, 2002
What in a studio flat in Scotland on Christmas EVe? Do you want to give me hpyothermia?
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 2, 2002
Where abouts in Scotland? When Peregrin and I are big and they get broadband in the Western Isles we're moving to the Hebrides 
The Hebrides were quite warm so you could leave you door open there...
Ermm, how about wearing a hat? Oooor you could post Santa Claus your housekey ad then he can let himself in?
When I've finished my stupid essay I'll set too with opening Santa's grotto and then you can ask EV, errrm Santa!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 2, 2002
Tch. Everyone knows Santa has a magic key!
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 3, 2002
Really? Cool, I thought they just squished the elves through the letter box...
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Santa Posted Dec 6, 2002
As long as you have a telephone line I can bring anything anywhere! If you haven't got a telephone line, well then, there's no hope for you. 
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Demon Drawer Posted Dec 6, 2002
I don't need a credit card that's a relive. I had being told I need a credit card. If I had a credit card I'd be in sooooo much debt so I don't have one.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 6, 2002
Does it have to be a landline or will a mobile do?
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Demon Drawer Posted Dec 7, 2002
That probably depends where you are going to be on Christmas Eve. Are you going to be at you own address or not?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 7, 2002
I expect so. But last year I wasn't and I still got presents. 
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Demon Drawer Posted Dec 7, 2002
See must be able to locate the mobile then. Especially if he provided it.
(I'm currently rereading About Santa Disc World alter ego)
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 9, 2002
I'm not at hoem so will Santa miss me as he won't know where to go?
Also I'm suspicious that Santa has italic powers...
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Demon Drawer Posted Dec 9, 2002
Hey it what Santa swanted for Christmas years ago so he wrote himslef a letter.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 9, 2002
I'm sure Santa will find you, Tink. As long as you're going somewhere that has a phone line. 
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Santa Posted Dec 16, 2002
I have all sorts of powers! It's true!
As long as you have phone contact I'll be able to find you. This chimney nonsense is very old-fashioned. I didn't think there was anyone left who believed in that.
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Ho ho ho!
- 1: Santa (Dec 18, 2001)
- 2: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 1, 2002)
- 3: Demon Drawer (Dec 2, 2002)
- 4: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 2, 2002)
- 5: Demon Drawer (Dec 2, 2002)
- 6: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 2, 2002)
- 7: Demon Drawer (Dec 2, 2002)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 2, 2002)
- 9: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 3, 2002)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 3, 2002)
- 11: Santa (Dec 6, 2002)
- 12: Demon Drawer (Dec 6, 2002)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 6, 2002)
- 14: Demon Drawer (Dec 7, 2002)
- 15: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 7, 2002)
- 16: Demon Drawer (Dec 7, 2002)
- 17: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 9, 2002)
- 18: Demon Drawer (Dec 9, 2002)
- 19: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 9, 2002)
- 20: Santa (Dec 16, 2002)
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