h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUU!!! HAPPPPPYYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYY TOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! HAPPPPYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYY TOOOOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!
now, where is everyone?????? oh well!, dat's ok!......leaves more cake and icecream for me!!!
monsy

Awwww shucks Monsy. Ta.

There's always one person who's role in life is to be the first at a party. You have that distinction.

*tosses Monsy an alcoholic beverage*

Cheers mate!

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a good one

YES!!! that's me i work hard to be the first on in line can't risk not getting any of the goodies now can i??
*grabs alcoholic beverage and guzzles eagerly*
now......what kind of party games are we playing ???
monsy

I've always had an affinity for pin the blame on the blimey ass, but I think thats only played at my birthday...

Feliz cumpleanos Wowbagger!

Monsy- for shame... no birthday spankings yet?

Happy Birthday! I just thought that perhaps you hadn't heard that enough yet, so I'm saying it again just to make sure.

Spanking sounds good.....so long as it's the "Birthday Boy" and not me!!!!

Pass me something.....ANYTHING alcohoic! I'm in the mood to boogie down!

"Celebrate good times..cummon'(it's a celebration)..Celebrate good times ..cummon'!"

HAPPY B'DAY, WOWBAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Here, have a couple of fishies. (I snuck them out of Monsy's PRIVATE collection!!!)

NM

it's a good thing i am married to you NM or i would just have to get Madmunks dragon after you
now, LET'S SHAKE OUR GROOVE THINGS BABY!!!!!!
monsy

"Grabs Monsy by the hand...leads her to a dim corner where they can do a funky little dance together"

Been a while, ain't it babe? Just watch your toes!!!!!

NM

You two have a good time over there. Watch your toes!

Thanks for the kind words everyone. The drinks are on me!!!
*takes drinks off himself and passes them around*

I know it's a bad joke, but at least it wasn't the Muppet Movie gag of yelling "the drinks are on the house!" and then everybody races up to the roof.

Okay, everybody skull on the count of three. One... two... THREE!!!

"Skull"?.....huh?

NM

Yeah, what does "Skull" mean?

Hmm... not sure what that means either... I will have a drink though...

Monsy, care to pass along a bucket of those Vodka fish?

Ah... 'skull' (not sure about spelling) means to drink your drink as quickly as you can, without taking a breath is the preferred method. The longer the skull/scull (in hindsight, I think 'scull' is the correct spelling) the better.

I think someone'd better put on some music about now.

Classical, Techno, Rock n' Roll, or Polka?

How about a little "Rubber Ducky?"

Sesame Street? What kind of a party has alcohol combined with Sesame Street?

Now that wowbagger is officially a member of the "old farts" club, has anyone sent him the booklet? I mean, he should know how to behave as is fitting of an old fart, and all the nifty new tricks for annoying younger folks, and how to be a stick-in-the-mud, etc.

Welcome to the OTHER SIDE, wowbagger! Remember: it's ALL DOWNHILL from here! *snicker snicker*


da Baron
Grandmaster Lodge of the Anciente Dementoids...

Why are you so bloody evil?

I tell you what kind of parties combine the two: those demented enough to have me and the baron as guests... Need I say more?