h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If there's a butterfly in the pictures, I don't see it. What kind is it?

A cat might be interested in butterfly shrimp, though.

Or, Dmitri supplied the caption?

Flamin Crumpet Productions, in association with Light/Dark Inc. would like to sincerely and publicly apologise for the lack of lepidoptera and/or decapod crustaceans in this article.

The so called photographer has been chastised and his toys have been confiscated.

He promises not to submit any more misleading animal and/or insect, and/or fruit and/or vegetable, garden and/or scenic images to this fine publication.

We at FCP / LDI hope and trust that this idiot has not in any way marred your viewing and/or commenting pleasure.

Sincerely H. Letterbox.

Apology accepted.

I am probably just as much to blame, let's just let it be water under the bridge.

I shall pass on your kind words, when he stops crying.

H. L.

Does FWR have split personalities? Not that I'm saying that's bad if true.

Candace Bergen recalls that her father brought his puppets to the dinner table and spoke through them. She considered that odd. I'm glad the Mansons did not go through with their plot to kill her.

(Look it up if you want.)

(I don't.)

A can look at a , without the camera seeing said .

And when the mind's eye sees a .

I do imagine a butterfly, but real ones are often spectacular.

Not worth the reply.

[Says nothing, out of deference]