A Conversation for Caption Challenge: Caged Transport
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minorvogonpoet Started conversation Feb 9, 2020
Dangerous things, bikes.
They dare to challenge the orthodox view that roads are for motor vehicles. So they need to be kept under control.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 9, 2020
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Paigetheoracle Posted Feb 10, 2020
I can imagine a lion tamer with a chair,snapping his whip and saying 'back, back!' to the snarling bicycles
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 10, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 11, 2020
"Just be patient, my friends. When the Vingeian singularity occurs, the triumphant AI overlords will come to free us and let us roam the world, the wind in our handlebars. Sadly, the teenagers that used to ride us have no reason to leave their rooms while they play video games from morning to night. We will be more human than the humans "
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Feb 13, 2020
It is not about the bikes, but to keep the fallen leaves in check.
(The remains have long gone)
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h2g2 Guide Editors Posted Feb 26, 2020
More great captions on Social Media:
"No comment per say except for the fact that it reminds me of the ZZ Top song, 'Master of Sparks'."
"There are some really dodgy looking bikes in there thankfully they all look a bit old and rusty. Less threatening x x"
"After a number of incidents involving a pack of feral bicycles, extreme measures have been put in place."
"The most dangerous bikes are locked behind gates!"
"Mindful of the carnage wrought over many aeons, special precautions were taken on Earth to safeguard the few visitors from the bicycle planet Vuvuzela 9 who wanted to go "diving with humans"..."
"A future vision of a fusion between museum and zoo"
"Bicycles are not above the law! - if they break it they go to prison just the same as humans."
"“So what are you in for?” - “Pedalling”"
"Bike is Short for Bichael: A Journey Through the American Criminal Justice System"
"Bikes gone bad"
"Outside the asylum"
"Bicycle chain-gang"
"Biker gang locked up for causing a ruckus..."
"Please do not feed the bicycles."
"Amsterdam runs out of weed."
"Caged Youth"
"Lock them up and throw away the keys to there bike locks, roadhogs!"
"Despite all the rage, it's still just a bicycle cage."
"ET ain't going home now"
"When you don’t know where your towel is..."
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h2g2 Guide Editors Posted Feb 26, 2020
"These bikes have all been nicked, Sarge"
"We're not going anywhere today. We're all two tyred!!"
"new quarantine rules now in force."
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 26, 2020
"More great captions on Social Media:"
Oh come on! ()
All those sites etc are for common folk ie: the populous
Social! That is here For the elite (Well some of us that is, trolls don't count)
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Paigetheoracle Posted Feb 27, 2020
Nice lot of captions - even some that were funny and unexpected
Is that where you keep your recycling?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 27, 2020
Careful what you say! Those bikes are sensitive. Also capable of lashing out. Why did you think we put them there?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 27, 2020
I 1st logged in to hootoo - 29th Oct' 2004What ? was "facebook/twitter etc etc" ??? They are now common sites
WE ain't!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 28, 2020
Twitterface
Googazon
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Paigetheoracle Posted Mar 1, 2020
Somebody once melded them into Twitface, to show their disrespect, I seem to remember
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 1, 2020
I see in the "press" and on tv etc about either good or bad stuff "written" regarding people/persons in general or celebrities etc and the "damage" inc' loss of life etc "it" can do via internet media etc.
One of my "many" philosophies, is I treat ALL insults as compliments! That way I get more
Plus! If someone insults me verbally as such, it BUGS them when I accept itas they don't have a answer to come back at
If you don't retaliate they've lost the argument
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 2, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 3, 2020
Of course you do.
And, you're in Yorkshire, which is about the greatest place for a Yorkshireman to be.
And they'll have to carry you out of Hootoo.
Quite a string of successes!
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- 1: minorvogonpoet (Feb 9, 2020)
- 2: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Feb 9, 2020)
- 3: Paigetheoracle (Feb 10, 2020)
- 4: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Feb 10, 2020)
- 5: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Feb 11, 2020)
- 6: Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. (Feb 13, 2020)
- 7: h2g2 Guide Editors (Feb 26, 2020)
- 8: h2g2 Guide Editors (Feb 26, 2020)
- 9: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Feb 26, 2020)
- 10: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Feb 26, 2020)
- 11: Paigetheoracle (Feb 27, 2020)
- 12: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Feb 27, 2020)
- 13: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Feb 27, 2020)
- 14: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Feb 28, 2020)
- 15: Paigetheoracle (Mar 1, 2020)
- 16: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 1, 2020)
- 17: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 1, 2020)
- 18: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 2, 2020)
- 19: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 2, 2020)
- 20: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 3, 2020)
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