h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This reminds me of a t shirt design of mine -How did you know I was Australian? (Written upside down of course)

There are "idiots" out there, who would think :-

1st floor = floor tiles and laminates etc
and 2nd/3rd floors = ceiling tiles etc

In zero gravity, you can have a first to sixth floor in the same room. Just don't forget to wipe your feet before entering.

That sign has me floored.

I just ordered a novelty sign that has the message: No trespassing - we're tired of hiding the bodies.

Maybe the bodies could go on the nonexistent fourth floor.

Good ones! Thanks everyone

1st floor!
2nd and 3rd floor!
"The space above" ? = The C.I.A. floor ?
This floor floor does not exist and you've never seen it ok (or else)

floor floor! the F.B.I. must have one as well

FBI stands for Father Butts In.

Not Floor Board Insulation then?

We have an infinite number of possible universes. Your version probably holds sway in some of them.

It's to do with plastic surgery

FBI - fat butt inserts, for those that ain't got one..beats bo-tox

I like your version best, prof.

I don't think beating fat bottoms is allowed anymore.

Better join the Carnivores In Action then.

Maybe there's a gravity inversion on Floors 2 and 3, and people walk upside down there?

Just don't jump, is my advice.

Relax. My jumping days are over, except for jmupi9ng to conclusions.

Big rear-ends make music how do you think they get "bum notes"

from clout round't lug

I hope these gas jokes come to an end soon.

One match is all it takes.

I'm sure there's a story behind that.