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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 27, 2019
When I hear about two seagulls chasing a squirrel, I automatically assume the squirrel was guilty of something! Squirrels are somewhat unique in that they deliberately try to cheat each other. They also cheat oak trees (the trees are probably not amused).
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jun 27, 2019
Heck. Squirrels are the original nurserymen. They plant trees all over the place. They don't remember where they put them, contrary to those nutty adverts with Post-It-notes.
Elektra gets so mad. We find baby walnut trees all over the yard, and we don't want anymore! Every time a squirrel grabs a black walnut and runs out of the yard, she cheers. 'Go, go! Plant that somewhere else!'
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 27, 2019
There's a very large oak tree in my neighbor's yard (in fact, it's right next to his house). To say that little oak seedlings pop up all over my yard would be an understatement. Another neighbor simply lets the little oaks grow. She say's she'll wait for them to get about three feet high, and then trim them as a sort of hedge. I think she's underestimating the persistence of oaks.
Another persistent tree is the catalba. It's a very attractive tree with big, heart-shaped leaves and interesting bean-like pods, but it always seems to plant itself where you really don't want any trees .
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jun 27, 2019
Do your catawba (catalpa) trees get catawba worms (caterpillars)? They do in Tennessee, and they're creepy.
My grandfather played a joke on us kids once. He told us catawba worms were the best bait in the world. We fished all day using the disgusting things. Worse when wet. No fish bit, because they will not eat them.
We complained to Granddaddy. He chuckled and said, 'You have to turn them inside out.'
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cactuscafe Posted Jun 27, 2019
Certainly is.
(considers the inside out catawba worm)
(pours a brandy)
(sips brandy)
(considers the inside out catawba worm)(again)
(surrenders all attempted hold on reality)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 27, 2019
Catawbas are an indigenous tribe located near Rock Hill, South Carolina.
They can also be a type of grapes used for wine.
Catalpa is a genus of trees. They were named by the Catawbas.
There is a Northern Catalpa species, and a Southern one. The Northern one:
http://plants.usda.gov/core/profile?symbol=CASP8
The southern one:
http://plants.usda.gov/core/profile?symbol=cabi8
The northern one is native to Texas, while the southern one is native to Maine. There are more than twenty states where both species are native.
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jun 27, 2019
Yeah, true. In Tennessee, at least, people call those 'catalpas', 'catawbas'. North Carolina, too, as far as I recall. Same as the Native American group. My grandfather always called the caterpillars 'catawba worms'.
I used to live not far from Rock Hill.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 28, 2019
<musicalnote"
I say Catalba and you say Catawba.
I say ABBA, and you say AWBA.
Catalba, Catawba,
ABBA, AWBa.
let's call the whole thing off.
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jun 28, 2019
Funny story: I used to do public affairs programming for a local radio station. They had to do it, it was a law, and the station was licenced out of our small town, but really served the big city (Charlotte). So they bought the tapes off me, and ran them in the wee hours of the morning. I figured nobody heard them.
One day at the college I taught at, I got a phone call. The man was interested in the in-depth interview I did with an anthropologist from the museum. The listener said he was part Catawba and would like to know more about his heritage. I gave him the anthropologist's phone number at the museum.
I asked him, 'How did you manage to hear this programme?'
He said, 'I work graveyard shift at the BMW plant in Spartanburg. We listen to the radio while we work to stay awake. I catch all your shows.' Now I knew my audience: bored auto workers.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 28, 2019
As Tom Lehrer used to say, "The out patients are out in force tonight."
There may also be insomniacs in your listening area. This time of year, when the temperature starts going above 90 F even in Boston, there may be people who are up simply because it's too hot to sleep.
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jun 28, 2019
True. I used to do a late-evening poetry-and-new-age-music hour on Fridays. I found out stoned students were listening in approval.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 28, 2019
You have to be pretty hip to please them. I would take my hat off to you, Dmitri, were it not that my hat is too full of rabbits .
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