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minorvogonpoet Started conversation Mar 10, 2019
The notice said 'This is a rare example of an early diving suit.'
What it didn't say is that these diving suits were rare because they were so heavy most of the men who ventured into them never made it back to the surface.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 11, 2019
AW! Come on! It's years since I did that underwater scene with Roger Moore as James Bond, let me outI'm hungry and want a pee!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 12, 2019
"Protect yourself from the government's thought-control rays with a brain shield. Just $24.00 inside"
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 12, 2019
I'm shocked no-one has gone for the obvious:
'So long, and thanks for all the fish'
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 12, 2019
But everyone is assuming it is designed for humans to visit underwater creatures when in fact it was built to allow underwater inhabitants to walk on dry land. The plaque reads:
'One small step for mermaids, one giant leap for mermaidkind'
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 12, 2019
'And Cher was sealed in this living tomb for the rest of her life as just punishment for 1990 film 'Mermaids'…'
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 12, 2019
'These prototype diving suits were difficult to climb into and in order to wear them operators had to don the suit in a special order. They would put their left leg in, take the left leg out - in, out, in, out and shake it all about. They'd climb up inside it and turn around, and that's what it's all about.'
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 12, 2019
Man: Darling, I'm just walking to work in my new suit.
Wife: But you work on the Mainland, dear!
Man: Exactly.
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 12, 2019
Despite the unprecedented success of the diving suit, the matching diving bowler hat failed to take off...
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 12, 2019
I know the ad said 'For sale - mobile home for one', but I was picturing something bigger…
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 12, 2019
Do YOU worry your partner may be unfaithful? Then YOU need to get them the chastity suit – it prevents ALL kissing, hugging, cuddling, snoodling, spooning, fondling, groping, heavy petting, ducking, bombing and intercourse and is 99% more effective than the leading competing chastity belt. Order yours now and get a free tree-shaped air freshener installed absolutely free!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 12, 2019
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 13, 2019
Angered after centuries of being shoved down people's ears, this horribly beweaponed battlesuit led the babelfish to their first decisive victory in their fight for freedom.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 13, 2019
"I knew the air pollution here was bad, but this is ridiculous."
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 13, 2019
Hello? Is that the dry cleaners? I wonder if you can clean and press my suit...?
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 14, 2019
To reassure inhabitants of Cowes following the Floating Bridge's reputation for constantly breaking down, the Isle of Wight Council proudly unveiled their invention to let passengers get off the bridge and push.
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- 1: minorvogonpoet (Mar 10, 2019)
- 2: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 11, 2019)
- 3: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 12, 2019)
- 4: Bluebottle (Mar 12, 2019)
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- 13: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Mar 12, 2019)
- 14: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 12, 2019)
- 15: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 12, 2019)
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