h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Not every small "person" is a dictator "

In (male) rowing the ideal coxswain is small and has a (very) big mouth, to motivate the team to row harder.
(Unless said coxswain is of the female persuasion, in which case hormones will have the same effect)

Gliding past that tricky discussion....

In actual fact, Napoleon wasn't particularly short. That's a propaganda insult by the British that got stuck in the collective mind.

He was apparently bout 5'7" tall. He was taller than I am, though that'snot saying much.

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"I wish she wouldn't drive so fast when its raining"

"...I know, it's serious."

"Badger, badger, badger. It's a snake! Mushroom, mushroom."

Good ones!

Snakes in the rain?

Hang on! ? If we're here looking out the window, which one of us "is" driving the car ?

Existential side question on snakes.

If an octopus has eight appendages, does that mean a snake is a monopus?

how can a octopus have tentacles ? if it's only got 8 "tacles" ?

I thought a monopus was a monocle for a pussycat.

I can see that image vividly.

Big fat white cat with monocle, stroking his human next to the piranha pool, while explaining its dastardly plans to 007 and pointing out the switches that save the day.

http://danmacgregor.fandom.com/wiki/Baron_Silas_Greenback

can't do a cat

Danger Mouse's nemesis is a toad? And Zippy's nemesis is Mr. The Toad, who was based on the toad character in "Wind in the Willows."

What's with all the bad press about toads? They're no worse than frogs, which have Kermit as a mentor. Let's give amphibians the benefit of the doubt.