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Rhyming couplet competition

Post 1

Paigetheoracle

This idea is kind of inspired by the four word sentence contest,only this is write a rhyming couplet, to follow on from the last one

To start:-

I dropped an onion
on my bunion


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Post 2

Recumbentman

And a leek
On my cheek


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Post 3

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Down they flew
Into a stew


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Post 4

Paigetheoracle

No turnip was found
I'll be bound


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Post 5

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I threw in a goose
I found around loose.


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Post 6

Bluebottle

But I did not
Have a pot

<BB<


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Post 7

Baron Grim

Into the oven,
I was shovin'.


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Post 8

Paigetheoracle

Mince and tatties
Makes us fatties


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Post 9

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Pies made of jelly
To soothe one's belly.


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Post 10

Baron Grim

"Meh", said the man
As he looked at the flan. smiley - flan


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Post 11

Paigetheoracle

No more pies
Said the man telling lies


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Post 12

Paigetheoracle

I wish I was dead
Said the man overdosing on bread


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Post 13

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Oh, please do not die!
You must finish your pie.


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Post 14

Paigetheoracle

I just can't eat
When I look at my feet


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Post 15

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

My feet? who abides them?
My belly hides them.


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Post 16

Paigetheoracle

A multitude of sins
Are hidden behind knowing grins


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Post 17

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

She smiled at me,
Then sipped at her tea.


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Post 18

Paigetheoracle

I looked back
And noticed a yak


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Post 19

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

"Excuse me," she said.
"The yak once was dead."


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Post 20

Recumbentman

As I suspected
It's been resurrected


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