h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This sounds like a woman I once dated. She liked giving instructions.
First it was normal things like choosing public transport over taxis.
But then it got personal. Your driving instructor reminds me a lot of her. My advice is to run every time you see this driving instructor. Boorish aggressiveness is as unwelcome in a driving instructor as it is in a date. The "hidden cost" of my dates with this person was the loss of my perspective. My date insisted on talking as if I was not there. Your instructor robbed you of one in eight minutes you paid for and did not explain. My date robbed me of one in eight goodnight kisses, after I had paid for everything, and did not explain. I think my date and your driving instructor must be related.