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The Hospital Wing
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Started conversation Sep 26, 2005
"Welcome to the Hospital Wing of the H²G² Leauge of Super Powers! 
Please state the nature of your medical emergancy." 
In this place is an impressive example of the finest medical equipment known to man and mutant alike. A feeling of safety and goodwill fills the place, but the "Get Well Soon, Superheroes," cards sent in by a local kindergarden and preschool center don't really help at all.
For when medical personell are swamped there is a fully-equipped EMH (Emergancy Medical Hologram) Nurse who, while not being as good as the real thing, may still save the life of a fallen hero in a crisis.
There is also a nice 
coffee machine, 
tea synthesizer that actually WORKS and a supply of 
magic chocolate that tastes just like Hershey's milk chocolate but has no sugar and is safe to eat even if you're lactose-intolerant or diabetic, among other wonders of technology.
A plauque on the wall reads:
"The Hippocratic Oath:
'I swear by Apollo the Physician...'
The ancient Hippocratic Oath is a guiding principle in the medical profession. Doctors who have sworn to abide by this ancient oath written by Hippocrates are called 'hippocrates' or 'hippies' for short.
This hospital was founded by Nerd42; September 26, 2005
"
Get well soon!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 30, 2005
*moves in as medic in residence*
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Oct 31, 2005
howdy there!
say, you know this hospital wing is equipped with an EMH?
(EMH: Emergancy Medical Hologram, like from Star Trek, a holographic doctor who can fill in as extra medical staff in an emergancy, or anytime if you like ... I thought it was a good idea, (stolen from Star Trek) but it's yours now ... take good care of it ... or just never turn it on and throw it in the garbage, whatever you want.
I see you just joined my RPG! 
...
So ...
What's up Doc? 
always wanted to say that 
Nerd42
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Galigan Posted Oct 31, 2005
*greets medic in residence and shows her to her office and official biscuit cupboard with heavy-duty padlock.*
make yourself at home.
and welcome to the League.
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Lash LeRue Posted Nov 2, 2005
Is a heavy duty padlock really enough to keep super hero's out of the biscuits?
*Spends the next few minutes furiously wrestling with the lock*
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U168592 Posted Nov 2, 2005
*munches on a chocolate bourbon*
Nope. Not when you can change shape.
*waves a swiss army hand about*
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Lash LeRue Posted Nov 2, 2005
*summons his fiery sword and cuts the cupboard in half*
O thank god .... 
Digestives!!!...
*gets a mop for the drool*
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Nov 2, 2005
Gandark enters the hospital wing.
[Gandark] Digestives? WHERE!? Nerd42
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 3, 2005
I'm sure the biscuts are actually for medicinal use....
*gathers as many biscuts as possiable*
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Nov 4, 2005
are we talking about the same things that americans call cookies???
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Lash LeRue Posted Nov 4, 2005
No no no, its quite simple cookies are biscuits with chocolate chips in them... then there is burbons and pink wafers and hobnobs and mareatta's and black and whites and caramel and shavers and dunkers and.... Digestives !!!
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U168592 Posted Nov 4, 2005
The Doc in her greens : http://www.geocities.com/draevn/dranthea
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 6, 2005
well at first I was kinda scared...
but after a while its cool 
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cupati Posted Nov 7, 2005
Do you have anything for.... now what was it I have again?
[memory loss]
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Nov 7, 2005
er ... "biscuits" without chocolate chips are called cookies as well in the US ... now I'm getting really confused 
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cupati Posted Nov 8, 2005
I'd only refer to a buiscuit as a cookie if it had cocolate or other chips in it.
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- 1: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Sep 26, 2005)
- 2: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 30, 2005)
- 3: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Oct 31, 2005)
- 4: Galigan (Oct 31, 2005)
- 5: Lash LeRue (Nov 2, 2005)
- 6: U168592 (Nov 2, 2005)
- 7: Lash LeRue (Nov 2, 2005)
- 8: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Nov 2, 2005)
- 9: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 3, 2005)
- 10: Lash LeRue (Nov 3, 2005)
- 11: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Nov 4, 2005)
- 12: Lash LeRue (Nov 4, 2005)
- 13: Galigan (Nov 4, 2005)
- 14: U168592 (Nov 4, 2005)
- 15: Galigan (Nov 4, 2005)
- 16: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 6, 2005)
- 17: Lash LeRue (Nov 6, 2005)
- 18: cupati (Nov 7, 2005)
- 19: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Nov 7, 2005)
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