h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As everyone knows, it's the cleverest person who has the last word.
That would be me, then.
The only rule of this thread is that every posting should attempt to end it, by saying something suitably final.
Having the last word, in fact.
Since the chances are that everyone will ignore this, then this is going to be the last word, thereby proving that I'm the cleverest.
And that's all there is to it.
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And thus it is proven.

And that's final!

QED

Since you clearly agree with me, you really ought to be hushed into awed silence by the dazzling brilliance of my prose.

Ahh...you have been.

So that's that, then.

yes it is, and I think we are all agreed.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

shut up, you fool.

Well, I think this only proves my point, doesn't it?

I rest my case.

Jury dismissed.

All you have to do, of course, is to wait a few minutes for the others to lose interest, and then deliver the coup-de-grace.

I thank you.

"cleverest", eh?

*incredulous stare*

All you have to do, of course, is to wait a few minutes for the others to lose interest, and then deliver the coup-de-grace.

Thank you.

I agree.

point proven.

...beyond all reasonable doubt. Thank you.

You really are good at proving your point.

indeed.

you must agree with me that you really can not argue your point further.

indubitably so.