h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not really. First vaccination, then shopping, now a sister is talking on the phone...45 minutes and counting...

Whose answering her ? can't be you your here

I had an aunt like that and mam used to have to knock on the coffee table saying there's someone at the door gotta go

I'm still listening.

like my aunt! She never took a breath eh!

and95% is about something/one you've NO interest in whatsoever

You understand these things.

Off now. It was just a 'happy birthday' call.

We got our vaccinations today - amazing work these people are doing! We were in and out in half an hour (had to sit to make sure we were okay).

They're running a tight ship over there, terrific coordination. And with everybody they work with being over 65, that's saying a lot.

and "It was just a 'happy birthday' call"
Start getting ready for the xmas call then

Here to! The coordination for jabs etc is 110%
I asked the young lady doing my 1st jabdo I get a candy lolly ? if I don't
the look on her face said it

take care both and see you over the weekend

Take care!

I've thought up a new saying as such.

Don't be a racialist! BE a Homo Sapien! Like the rest of us..

Well, Joe Biden has already been yelled at for dissing Neanderthals... So be more inclusive.

ok! So ? are "we lot" Homo Erectus ?

as in racialists haven't evolved past the primordial soup

No. Humans are homo sapiens. Although some of us have Neanderthal DNA - I know I have, because I got a funny wisdom tooth. This is a good thing, btw - it makes you more resistant to Covid.

But the joke over here is that the president called the Republicans 'Neanderthals', particularly the ones in Texas. Now, they're dummies, but that's an insult to Neanderthals. He said that because the governor of Texas, who's, well, dumb, told everybody to just go back out in public, don't bother wearing a mask, etc.

I agree with him, No leader anywhere at this time should advocate not wearing masks and the 6ft spacing etc!

"funny wisdom tooth" Just a tooth!

With my shape I've got a whole funny bloody body
"you" want to see hospital ecg operators trying to find my heart
NON of my organs are where they are supposed to be

due to curvature of spine, things got shoved around a bit internally

NONE!! oops!

I believe you. My sister has to have her ribs put back in place regularly. (She has scoliosis among other things.)

I just pop my jaw out all the time. That's because of the Neanderthal tooth - it was a fused molar, two teeth in one. When the German dentist pulled it out, he broke it in half, and messed up my jaw. Now, if my jaw pops out, I get a lot of pains everywhere else in my body.

"scoliosis" That's what I have (in a various form/standard type thing)

As far as I know! I'm the only one from both sides of my gene pool etc, that's got it Trust me! To be the 1st my reputation started when sperm cell and egg met---I wish one of them was out when the other called

BUT! I also wouldn't have been me otherwiseso no complaints really! (as such)

Everybody's got something, but you're YOU. That's what matters!

I have to go off now. Stay warm, stay safe!

I've always thought/known IF I'd have "been" physically "normal" I know I'd definitely NOT be the person who I amnow..

That's why I'm happy with who I am!

Sweet dreams to you both later at your kip time

Thanks!

I've got some good news and some bad news

Good news is:- I've won something "at last"
Bad news is:- 3 bloody quid (£3)
"badder" news is:- it cost me £10 to do 10 sets of numbers first

I don't think this gambling business works out somehow.