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Infotainment Update: Isabella Rossellini's Scandalous Nature Vids

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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

Nature fans, you have to see this. I've just discovered that Isabella Rossellini has been making animal sex and reproduction videos for the Sundance Channel. That channel is big on 'green' projects, such as green energy and green DIY. Ms Rossellini is producing 'green porn'. That's what it's called.

This episode, called 'Seduce Me: Duck', is definitely not safe for work. View with caution (but prepare to laugh your head off).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_-I1aRGttY

In addition to being a renowned actress, Isabella Fiorella Elettra Giovanna Rossellini (born 18 June 1952) is an animal behaviourist. Her series 'Green Porno', 'Seduce Me: Spawn of Green Porno', and 'Mammas', have become huge hits - but they're based on the science of animal behaviour. She's also a conservationist and works with guide dogs for the blind.

Ms Rossellini has branched out into motherhood with 'Mammas'. Here's a hamster:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHmhawsJobA

This one might be a little hard to take - it's very dramatic. [Warning: Bee Sex and Death from Bee Sex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4tsEnGLKE4

I heartily recommend this series. It's high time the world knew the truth about animal sex. And who better to tell the story than this amazing actress?

smiley - dragon


Infotainment Update: Isabella Rossellini's Scandalous Nature Vids

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FWR

Hehe. My typo not that far off then!<smiley - bleepsmiley - blush


Infotainment Update: Isabella Rossellini's Scandalous Nature Vids

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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - rofl


Infotainment Update: Isabella Rossellini's Scandalous Nature Vids

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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

"Seduce Me: Duck'" Ha! She might as well besmiley - laughI couldn't fancy her even after a skin-load of whisky!

old saying - "not good looking ones" (politically correct smiley - whistle) become beautiful after much alcohol smiley - winkeyeALAS! Some stay the same smiley - whistle


Infotainment Update: Isabella Rossellini's Scandalous Nature Vids

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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

I'll have you know Isabella Rossellini was a famous model in her day. And she's OUR age - that lady looks darn good for being in her late 60s. In addition to which, she has an amazing talent. She wrote, performed, and produced all those videos.

Behave yourself.


Infotainment Update: Isabella Rossellini's Scandalous Nature Vids

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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Duly noted and respectedsmiley - smiley

but even though she was older than me (in my youth)smiley - sadfaceeven as a glamorous film star, I still never fancied Gina Lollobrigida.

all never with disrespect smiley - smiley


Infotainment Update: Isabella Rossellini's Scandalous Nature Vids

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Willem

Heh heh ... the production values on these ...


Infotainment Update: Isabella Rossellini's Scandalous Nature Vids

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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

Aren't they wonderful? smiley - rofl

I say this with background: at university, Elektra and I edited a science journal for undergraduate students. One time, we published a 'centrefold' diagram of lab mice having sex...racy stuff...smiley - mousesmiley - esuom


Infotainment Update: Isabella Rossellini's Scandalous Nature Vids

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Willem

The world of X-rated animal behaviour is pretty much 'you can't make this stuff up' all the way ...


Infotainment Update: Isabella Rossellini's Scandalous Nature Vids

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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - rofl How true!


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