h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Please can I join GB?? All the clubs I belong to are non-exclusive, I think... ARSE... yea... GIRR... yeah... GAFS... yeah. All accounted for. woo-hoo!
What clubs are exclusive? That's a bit mean, I think. I say we go and TP the trees in their front lawn.

Well, I have had a change of heart, though when I wrote it was more about TV Frink's Clubhouse. No one ever pointed me to where to sign up, and I walked into the Relaxation Room, and well got sprung AGAIN!!!

Oh, you might want to look at the front page again, there are a few tenders up for grabs. Never know, you might get a share in the profits.

Ouch! Well Garibaldi, I'm about to sign you up for the softball team, so how's about letting me in your fun house?

Sorry about any misunderstandings, by the way.

No harm done, and there is no membership, unless you want lifetime membership which is $200,000.

Please accept my request for a lifetime membership, along with my credit card number:

xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx

WOHOO!!!!

*calms himself down*

Ok, now I... er we have some money, Garibaldi's Contructions can waste.. er use it on building the Club House

The Beer Garden is now open, though I am looking for someone to be the hostess (or host) with the mostess.

Ohhhhhhhh*holds hand up in excitement* me please...I can do that
shazz

Well go to http://www.h2g2.com/A170380 from there you can sign up.

OK Done,signed and sent
shazz

Hmmm! Is there a vacant position for a red-haired strumpet? If so I'd like to apply!

Just so long as your red hair doesn't clash with mine
shazz

I've always been of the opinion that red hair doesn't clash with anything even Yellow, Citrus orange and lime green!

Ginger and |Shazz, there is enough room for heaps of red heads in here, so you have nothing to worry about

Thats ok then
shazz

Hmm, I go away for a while, and there is no activity. I really must look at sorting this out. I knew it would be a problem leaving 2 red heads in charge. Well now the token blonde is back, things will be right.

LOL! Them dern redheads! *I'll* keep the place active!

*brings in huge frat party, live band (complete with drunken drummer and sexy singer), portable spa, beer on tap, contortionist, three mail strippers (with those fancy letter - openers! Mmm!) beach ball, nachos, enough freaky outfits for all, controlled (though legal in the state of California through the right MD k'nectshuns) strobe lights, lots of yelling people, chocolate, and a trampoline*

I'm majoring in a good ol' fashioned Cally PAARRRTTYYY!!

- Fenchurch M. Mercury
Mayor of London
Good Ol' Fashioned Cally Uni Partier
And natural BRUNETTE! (with auburn highlights, though not by choice)

Err... that is, controlled (etc. etc.) *substances*, AND strobe lights...

*looks about furtivley* ...substances which I have NOT had, despite aforeposted evidence to the contrary!

- Fenchurch M. Mercury
*Not* majoring in continuity of thought!

Partying again huh Madam Mayor?! Mr. Garibaldi...you didn't actually employ us yet...so we couldn't really work (The union would have a fit!)
shazzPRME

Union? Union shmunion! I don't allow THOSE in London! HA!

- Fenchurch M. Mercury
Corruption at every turn!