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hi are you a girl wanna be friends

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Getting desperate, are we?

erm maybe *no comment* ima new to this site and need some friends

I thought this was still your quest for a girlfriend.

Bit of friendly advice: so far, we know that you like to wear black, blay WoW and randomly insult people. Nobody's going to form a spontaneous romance on the basis of *that*!

So loosen up, stop sounding desperate, just have a bit of fun around here, and it'll be much easier to get to know people than if you just run around annoying them by posting that you need a girlfriend

hmm ok then so do you wanna be friends

anyway i know the person who ima insulting

we'll see.

That doesn't mean everyone *else* knows you know that person. It comes off like you're insulting random people, making everyone wonder who's next. Bad political move

i just wanna get a partner im new to this lovey dovey stuff

at first it made me feel sick but then i got older lol then i got it all in my head nooooooooooo

I can tell you're new to this.

Let me tell you a little secret: there's no bigger turn-off to us women than *whingeing* - even two-year-olds stop being cute when they do that

The only place you're likely to find someone who'll spontaneously agree to your proposition is a dating site. This isn't one.

But it's a good place to practice your conversation skills. Chicks dig conversation skills

chicks dig conversation skills i dont have any

can you teach me?

The most important thing is: practice.

Also very attractive are self-confidence (putting down other people so you look better is cowardly, and girls know it! ) and listening to other people, maybe a bit of sophistication...

they do erm ok research time know any sites?

Afraid not But maybe a guy your age (I'm guessing still school age?) should start with Myspace or something. I have no idea, I'm old enough to meet people in pubs

yu lucky girl

well i just wanna know though..

where is myspace anyway

me, lucky? Nah, I'm ancient

Myspace.com? I dunno. But people here don't bite, just chat a bit and get to know them! Most of the women here'll be too old for you anyway

ye i can see though

i wanna be a troll maybe a blood elf

lol no comment maybe an orc

well hopefully there might be a girl my age on this site anyways???

Maybe, but I'd not bet the farm on it