h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It looks really calm in here, I'll just lie down on this padded table for a bit.

*Get's in the queue, and waits for TWF to stop indulging himself*

OK MM I'm done, it's all yours.
Trouble is I'm so relaxed now I need someone to peel me off the table and post me back home

*Lies on the table and relaxes*

*enters, frowning and tapping foot repeatedly*

YOU HAD BETTER NOT GET TOO RELAXED, THERE ARE OTHERS WAITING

Sorry, perhaps I should visit the pharmacy and take some downers....

ok guys Don't all rush at once....I have time for all of you!.....this aromatic oil smells a bit funny though!*Garibaldi's patent pommelling oil*.....Hey Frink....I don't think this is quite suitable....do you have something a bit more *relaxing*?

Relaxing? oh... well... maybe the Eavy Metal musak can go....

No~~~~~I'll just play it at half speed!Are you ready then MM?Tell me where you are all knotted up,and I'll start there

Hmmm, this is a nice room. I hope iit won't be long before I get a massage, as my back is really killing me

Sorry - only team members are allowed to relax.

I did warn him TV.....perhaps you can recruit him...he does seem to own an awful lot of companies,which may just come in handy some time

ahh..... that's better... just a little lower... my calf muscle is in agony....
yes, recruit Garibaldi... you can never have to many corporate types on your side.....

I agree......and your calf is fine now!If you just turn over I'll see what I can...........ohhhhhhhhhh!!! Please keep the towel ON MM!!!

Hmm, I thought I was signed up somewhere else, but if that is not the case I will not make a fuss. Except that don't expect any favours from me or my companies, that means the oil too, which I am going to take.

Oh NOOOOOO!! Dissent in the most relaxing place in h2g2! I can't bear it Please stay calm Garibaldi....I wont charge for your massage,and I'll throw in the extra's for free

You can't stop me. Frink, you, and everyone else in this so called 'club' are now on my black list. And you should no that I don't take bribes.

Anyway, I'm off to find a place where I am wanted.

(Just in case you get the wrong idea, I am just joking)

We know that really ....but please lie still.How am I supposed to do my job properly if you keep wriggling like that!I will have to strap you down if you don't stay still

Garibaldi - I guess i keep missing your requests to sign up. Do you want it? What will your position be?

LOL...at the moment he is lying down strapped to the table looking slightly worried!..was that the sort of position you meant?

In fact,having read your posting again TV,I should say that there is far too much ambiguity in your question!*Do you want it?!**what position?!*....I think that you had better go and have a few more drinks and come back when your mind is cleaner........or is it my mind that is making something out of nothing LOL