A Conversation for Puns: A Practical Guide

Candle?

Post 1

Severa

I don't understand the one about the old ladies and the candle. Could someone enlighten me?


Candle?

Post 2

katkodl

Nice to see that I'm not the only one... please enlighten me as well. smiley - bigeyes


Candle?

Post 3

AlexoOo

No. It's rude. Just use your imagination.


Candle?

Post 4

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Imagine it was spelt 'wears [out] the candle'.

smiley - ale


Candle?

Post 5

Alison (ACE)

I didn't get it either, but that IS rude! smiley - bigeyes


Candle?

Post 6

AlexoOo

The version I heard was two nuns in the bath and one says "where's the soap?"


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