h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Stop this sketch immediately, this is getting too silly !

The Beatles ..um. I am the Walrus??

Not very good at this either (I got about 3 or 4 of the above), so I thought I'd add my own - twist the questions in a different direction.

'Looking like a muscle man you crawled out from the swamp, Slide a while you honey child, give me a hump...'

Emphasis on the word 'honey' in the phrase there. The title of the song is the next line.

Nony's got it again! Other postings - haven't a clue! (What's new pussy cat, whooooa!)

'sus

SILLY?!? *indignant gasp*

Sokay.. I added the last ones to the trivia game... *oops*

And where'd that Tom Jones come from, anyhow?

Pussy cat, pussy cat I love you.
Yes, I do.

You referring to mine, Nony/Pegasus? Because it isn't Tom Jones (though it's probably a mickey take of him if it sounds familiar).

And there's also Missisippi by Pussycat !

Oh no, I said the P-word.....AAAARRRRrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh.

MIIIIISSSSSIIISIIIIIIPPPPPPPIIIIII !!!

No, that was for 'sus.

Got another one fer ya'll whilst you chew on the mis-placed ones (you did look in the trivia game, right? ) ...

(easy one)

Hey, girl, whatcha doin'down there
Dancin' alone every night
while I live right above you

*grrrr* ... And that ya'll was an honestly-mistyped y'all, btw.

Well well... Since I see you didn't, I'll give ya a handup...

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=22642&thread=22299

I have a great name that tune.

She was only 15, and looked like a tart,
her hair was once ginger but know it is blond.

C'mon Madmunk finish the verse

I'm sorry, but i refuse to go there!
How 'bout this one: (excuse my ignorance, if this one's been said before, or if i've missed the point or anything, but this is forum is far too long to read through....)

I shoulda learned, to play the guitar.....

Sounds like the Who..:

"So I could f*** al load of women
and hang around in bars....???"

Oh.... no, but not too far off though......

How bout those Sultans of Swing (Dire Straits) and the tune: Money for Nothin.

Here's a couple...

1.)"You've been talking in circles since I've been able to cry"

2.)"I want a fine perfume,
A powder blue Corvette
If there's a slower death
than living here and now,
They haven't found it yet
I need a man who knows
What I am really worth
And I don't give a damn
about a life after death
But I've gotta get some proof
that there's a life after birth!"

The second one is so new that it isn't even out on CD yet (or
if it is I can't find it... PLEASE send it if you have! ), but it's
promised on the artist's next project (supposedly in
progress). It was featured on an event honouring a life-event
of its creator (composer).

The artist had several hits in the US around mid-to-late
seventies? Maybe early eighties, then pretty much
disappeared round here. She has several international
albums that can be picked up via a link at
http://majik.nexix.net/Music/ .

(And I wouldn't be giving out so many hints with the lyrics
except that it -is- so new. )

Try the next line from this:

For all the world like an urban toreador

Remember it well! Julie Covington was on Never Mind the Buzzcocks last week - I didn't even recognise her! Whatever happend to Barbara Thompson?

Carpenters, superstar. I know I'm late, I don't care - I'm having fun

Well you lot have had yer fun. It's me again! Here's my contribution:

Axes grind and maces clash as wounded fighters fall to the ground,
severed limbs and fatal woundings bloody corpses lay all around,
the smell of death and burning flesh the battle weary fight on to the end,
the Saxons have been overpowered victims of the might Norsemen.

You'd better scatter and run,
the battle's lost and not won.
You'd better get away,
to fight another day.