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Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. Started conversation Jan 17, 2001
What are some of the best/worst pick-up lines you have used/heard?
My favorites include:
Are those Space Pants you are wearing, 'cause your ass is out of this world.
Hey, give me that back.
Give what back?
My breath, you just took it away.
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Jan 17, 2001
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Vakuum Posted Jan 18, 2001
Well, I don't know many pickuplines, but I have good turndown one:
"If I throw a stick, would you run after it?"
It ususally works...
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Is mise Duncan Posted Jan 18, 2001
Just as some famous person (Noel Coweard?) said that he "wouldn't like to join a club that would have him as a memeber", I'm quite sure I wouldn't want to date someone that would fall for my chat up lines.
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Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. Posted Jan 18, 2001
actually it was Groucho Marks.
Girls never fall for the lines they are just a "foot in the door" so to speak.
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jan 18, 2001
Fave has to be
A: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
B: "No, do you"
A: "No, but it breaks the ice"
Corny to the point of veruccadom ...
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sir-running-limey-kraut Posted Jan 21, 2001
How would you like to come back to my place and do all the things I'm gonna tell my friends we did anyway?
You know what would look good on you? Me.
The word of the night is legs.....let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore) Posted Jan 21, 2001
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore) Posted Jan 21, 2001
I love that one.
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Silly Willy Posted Jan 21, 2001
If I said, you have a lovely body, would you hold it against me?
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aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore) Posted Jan 21, 2001
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
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sir-running-limey-kraut Posted Jan 22, 2001
Do you have a quarter? I want to call your mom and thank her.
(Checking tag on back of her shirt) When she asks you what your doing. 1. tell her your seeing if she fits. 2. Your seeing if she was made in heaven...
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aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore) Posted Jan 22, 2001
PERHAPS A LITTLE VENGEFUL...
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: (insert whatever nasty or rude response you get)
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
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Marduk Posted Jan 22, 2001
I personally have never put much faith in pick-up lines, and I was fortunate enough not to have to. But one of my old friends always used to call himself the King of Pick-up Lines (I think he thought he was related to Elvis...), and his favourite was always:
"Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?"
He also enjoyed others, such as a variation of one from above:
"Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mother to tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams."
And no string regarding pick-up lines could ever be said to be complete without:
"Why don't you sit here on my lap, and we'll see what pops up?"
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Tube - the being being back for the time being Posted Jan 22, 2001
... and not to forget the old (and rather lame) Goth pick-up line:
"Hey, didn't I attend your funeral?"
Tube
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Marduk Posted Jan 23, 2001
One of my close friends just told me that his chemistry class discussed this topic once (in class), and that they had come up with one that is actually tried-and-true. The older brother of one of my friend's classmates is still seeing a woman after almost two years, from the following:
"Have you seen my cousin? Is this seat taken?"
Of course, it makes no sense without the context, which is in a bar, approaching a woman/man, asking them if they have seen a ficticious cousin (there being no cousin, the person could not have seen him/her), and then asking if they could sit down whilst waiting for this cousin to show up.
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Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. Posted Jan 24, 2001
Lines not to use (but I thought they were funny).
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f**k.
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!!!!!
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
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Marduk Posted Jan 25, 2001
I like the little rhyme there... it reminds me of the classic (not a pick-up line, but...) "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schitzophrenic and so am I."
Speaking of lines not to use,
"That dress looks becoming on you. I'm be coming ("cumming", if you'd prefer) if I was on you, too"
is a good candidate.
Also,
"That dress looks great on you, it would look even better on the floor next to my bed."
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- 1: Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. (Jan 17, 2001)
- 2: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Jan 17, 2001)
- 3: Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. (Jan 17, 2001)
- 4: Vakuum (Jan 18, 2001)
- 5: Is mise Duncan (Jan 18, 2001)
- 6: Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. (Jan 18, 2001)
- 7: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jan 18, 2001)
- 8: Silly Willy (Jan 20, 2001)
- 9: sir-running-limey-kraut (Jan 21, 2001)
- 10: aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore) (Jan 21, 2001)
- 11: aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore) (Jan 21, 2001)
- 12: Silly Willy (Jan 21, 2001)
- 13: aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore) (Jan 21, 2001)
- 14: sir-running-limey-kraut (Jan 22, 2001)
- 15: aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore) (Jan 22, 2001)
- 16: Marduk (Jan 22, 2001)
- 17: Tube - the being being back for the time being (Jan 22, 2001)
- 18: Marduk (Jan 23, 2001)
- 19: Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. (Jan 24, 2001)
- 20: Marduk (Jan 25, 2001)
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