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pick-up lines

Post 1

Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

What are some of the best/worst pick-up lines you have used/heard?

My favorites include:

Are those Space Pants you are wearing, 'cause your ass is out of this world.

Hey, give me that back.
Give what back?
My breath, you just took it away.


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Post 2

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

Did they work?The proof of the pudding.....
smiley - biggrin


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Post 3

Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

Yes they did. That's why they are my favorites. smiley - biggrin


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Post 4

Vakuum

Well, I don't know many pickuplines, but I have good turndown one:
"If I throw a stick, would you run after it?"

It ususally works...


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Post 5

Is mise Duncan

Just as some famous person (Noel Coweard?) said that he "wouldn't like to join a club that would have him as a memeber", I'm quite sure I wouldn't want to date someone that would fall for my chat up lines.


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Post 6

Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

actually it was Groucho Marks.

Girls never fall for the lines they are just a "foot in the door" so to speak.


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Post 7

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Fave has to be

A: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
B: "No, do you"
A: "No, but it breaks the ice"

Corny to the point of veruccadom ...


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Post 8

Silly Willy

"How do you play this bit?" Worked for me, but I expect it was more the situation than the line.
smiley - silly


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Post 9

sir-running-limey-kraut

How would you like to come back to my place and do all the things I'm gonna tell my friends we did anyway?

You know what would look good on you? Me.

The word of the night is legs.....let's go back to my place and spread the word.


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Post 10

aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore)

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.


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Post 11

aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore)

I love that one.


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Post 12

Silly Willy

If I said, you have a lovely body, would you hold it against me?


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Post 13

aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore)

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.


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Post 14

sir-running-limey-kraut

Do you have a quarter? I want to call your mom and thank her.

(Checking tag on back of her shirt) When she asks you what your doing. 1. tell her your seeing if she fits. 2. Your seeing if she was made in heaven...


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Post 15

aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore)

PERHAPS A LITTLE VENGEFUL...

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: (insert whatever nasty or rude response you get)
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"


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Post 16

Marduk

I personally have never put much faith in pick-up lines, and I was fortunate enough not to have to. But one of my old friends always used to call himself the King of Pick-up Lines (I think he thought he was related to Elvis...), and his favourite was always:

"Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?"

He also enjoyed others, such as a variation of one from above:

"Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mother to tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams."

And no string regarding pick-up lines could ever be said to be complete without:

"Why don't you sit here on my lap, and we'll see what pops up?"


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Post 17

Tube - the being being back for the time being

... and not to forget the old (and rather lame) Goth pick-up line:
"Hey, didn't I attend your funeral?" smiley - bat
Tube


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Post 18

Marduk

One of my close friends just told me that his chemistry class discussed this topic once (in class), and that they had come up with one that is actually tried-and-true. The older brother of one of my friend's classmates is still seeing a woman after almost two years, from the following:

"Have you seen my cousin? Is this seat taken?"

Of course, it makes no sense without the context, which is in a bar, approaching a woman/man, asking them if they have seen a ficticious cousin (there being no cousin, the person could not have seen him/her), and then asking if they could sit down whilst waiting for this cousin to show up.

smiley - smiley


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Post 19

Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

Lines not to use (but I thought they were funny).

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f**k.

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!!!!!

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?



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Post 20

Marduk

I like the little rhyme there... it reminds me of the classic (not a pick-up line, but...) "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schitzophrenic and so am I." smiley - tongueout

Speaking of lines not to use,

"That dress looks becoming on you. I'm be coming ("cumming", if you'd prefer) if I was on you, too"

is a good candidate.

Also,

"That dress looks great on you, it would look even better on the floor next to my bed."


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