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How do you explain h2g2?

Post 1

FWR

Talking to a workmate today, fan of Hitchhikers books, about this site.
Found it really hard to sum up what goes on on here!
So much more than the Guide, the Post (my fave), long running threads, NaJo etc
How would you describe the site to encourage new blood?
smiley - cheers


How do you explain h2g2?

Post 2

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

a more amusing, occasionally intelligent, definately funny, and often informative, version of.... nothing, its just a version of itself smiley - erm a unique online community .... that bleeds into a real world community, and has the guide as its backbone/internal glue smiley - zen - plus it has nighthoover smiley - zen


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Post 3

Baron Grim

"had" nighthoover, past tense.


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Post 4

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

always has nighthoover, current tents... err... tense... smiley - ermsmiley - zensmiley - zensmiley - grovel


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Post 5

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I've been trying to explain H2G2 to my relatives for many years. Still haven't made the connections I'd like.smiley - erm


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

its simples...

just tell them...... -

imagine, the stairwell, of an old, disused rail-station; deep, underneath the tracks, deep underneath the platforms; and there, slowely, each summer, knitting baloclavas, an old lady sits, on her chair, and then, as each winter arrives, the man, a sea-farer, arrives, to collect her summer knitting, and burns them, in the fire alight in his garden.
Whilst, on the stage, wading through the heads of herring, the actors play out, as they always have done, the play, acting and singing, even as the seagulls fly in once more, to feast, and as they fly through, each turns, this way, then that, creating a complicated patturn of flight-paths; each of which mirrors, in its own way, the route of the yarn, from ball, to knit, and from knit to garden fire smiley - zen simples. smiley - erm


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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

That would work better if you added a mutant baby, a la "Eraserhead." Then the old knitting lady could do a dance to the tune of a skating-rink organ, stamping on pollywogs that litter the stage. smiley - weird


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Post 8

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

OO, how insightful... - yes, that would seriously help use the story to ellucidate the nature of H2G2, more fully and accurately smiley - zensmiley - biro


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Post 9

Orcus

...mostly harmless smiley - winkeye


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Post 10

Teasswill

a party at the end of the universe?


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Post 11

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Said party ending late because of cross-galaxy traffic. smiley - tongueout


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Post 12

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Ending? The party's only just got going.... smiley - zensmiley - ale I dinny see why it needs to 'end' smiley - zensmiley - alesmiley - stoutsmiley - vampire


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Post 13

Rev Nick - dead man walking (mostly)

Nearly 20 years ago, a chap named Douglas Noel Adams and some of his mad associates were cogitating the mysteries of Life, The Universe and Everything. This process was aided (or hindered) by copious quantities of pan-galactic gargle blasters. Such a beverage is known to allow the intangible essence of madness to seep out and move freely about in this odd thing called reality.

If 3, 4 or more such escaped measures of madness find themselves in a suitable environment - one conducive to allowing imagination and fantasy to transcend reality - (often, such environments are a local pub) - they can coalesce into a marginally coherent new entity. An Eddy that can slip easily between degrees of reality. (Some theories postulate that this Eddy is also variously known as 2legs or nighthoover.)

This Eddy encountered a wildly disparate package of computer programs one evening, programs that were trying to persuade relatively normal people to join and have fun. Eddy found this to be a very comfortable home in this "digital village". And as more people signed in, Eddy would touch them with a noodly appendage, and the people became addicted and few were ever able to escape.

Over time, the volume of Eddy (and his insatiable appetite for new madness) was too much for the digital village to accommodate, and so Eddy followed a few people through reality to their place of occupation - the BBC. This home was much more capacious, and had an amazing number of people signing in, from all over the world, and perfectly ripe for the appendage touch.

How-ever, the operations at the BBC were felt to be too constraining. And so once more, Eddy reached out. Through his control of a number of his disciples, he found a much more comfortable home. One not easily constrained by the vicissitudes of reality.

And here he still resides, providing a comforting place for all manners of people to unleash their personal levels of madness.


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Post 14

Gingersnapper+Keeper of the Cookie Jar and Stuff and Nonsense

. .. ...smiley - bubbly. .. ...


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Post 15

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I thought we were the saine one's, here, outside the asylum...>>>?


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Post 16

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Eddy remains fairly safe here. His only concern would be falling into the Eddy Fissure.


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