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Ground control to Major Tim.
Hoovooloo Started conversation May 21, 2013
So, apparently Britain has its first official astronaut in training, Major Tim Peake.
He's all over the papers, and yet, bafflingly, not a single one of them has yet asked whose shorts he wears.
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Sho - employed again! Posted May 21, 2013
possibly they might be more interested in whose shirts he wears?
and after Cdr Hadfield, poor ol' tim has a tough act to follow.
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Beatrice Posted May 21, 2013
I think Hoo might be trying to be too clever there - Tom is to Tim, as shirts is to shorts.
Has he taken his piriton polls?
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Icy North Posted May 21, 2013
It's the best pun since the Barron Knights sang "Birth Control to Ginger Tom"
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Beatrice Posted May 21, 2013
You know what they say about the leopard!
I'm always bemused by the fact that leopard and leotard sound nothing like each other.
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Geggs Posted May 22, 2013
I once had a brain freeze moment when I read leopard out loud as lee-o-pard, and I couldn't work out what the word meant. I think I'd just got so used to reading Leppard (as in Def) that I forgot what the proper spelling was.
Geggs
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Hoovooloo Posted May 22, 2013
"lee-o-pard". In my head.
In the same way, I have certain other words that, in my head, sound "wrong".
"Anxiety" to me clearly has no "g" in it, can't possibly pack four syllables into only seven letters, and is therefore pronounced "ankh city".
"Misled" is not two definitely separate syllables and a single s in the middle of a word doesn't hiss, so it's pronounced "mizzled".
I have others, but these are the most common.
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