h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I find a better option is to stay off high streets. I've never seen a fat chick in a ski resort, for example.

lucky for us all the shirtless men with a Dagenham cleavage look like George Clooney / Johnny Depp / Jason Mamoa

I can't imagine how horrible it would be to be surrounded by members of the opposite sex who think they're gorgeous but are clearly less than optimal.

Penny drops.

We're meant to chuckle along at misogyny, perhaps. Maybe it's meant to be cool or something.

A lot of government employees are going to be a tad disappointed methinks - http://www.theweek.co.uk/olympics/olympics-2012/44706/beach-volleyball-hot-ticket-mps-and-civil-servants

"GOVERNMENT ministers and civil servants have got hold of twice as many tickets for the beach volleyball than for athletics events at the London Olympics"

I suppose it is only a matter of time before pole dancing and it's cousin lap dancing are made Olympic sports: http://www.polepassion.com/comps/

That will bump Norway, Sweden and Finland up the medals table.

Oh, wait. I'm thinking of 'Lapp'.

Just Poland, then.

Could we also change the rules of attire for the sumo wrestlers? I think overalls would be a plus.

Or massive babygros.