A Conversation for Ask h2g2

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Post 1

Researcher 140051


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Post 2

Researcher 140051

people will most likely ignore this thread.


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Post 3

Jezery (Keeper of cute, cuddly little rottweilers)

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(Sorry, just couldn't resist smiley - smiley)


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Post 4

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

A mute was walking through the city one daywhen he came upon a friend who'd been similarly afflicted. In sign language he enquired how his friend was doing. His friend spoke to him, "Oh, can that hand-waving s**t. I can talk now."

Astonished, the mute asked for details. It seems his friend had gone to a doctor who, seeing no physical damage, had put him on a treatment programme.

Gesturing wildly, the mute asked his friend to ring the specialist and make an appointment for the very next day.

After an examination, the specialist confirmed that there was no permanent damage. The mute was essentially in the same condition as his friend and there was absolutely no reason why he couldn't be helped as well.

"Let's have the first treatment right now," signed the excited mute.

"Very well," replied the specialist. "Go into the next room, drop your pants and lean over the examination table. I'll be right in."

The mute did as instructed and the doctor sneaked in with a broomstick, a mallet and a jar of Vaseline. A brief procedure resulted in the mute jumping from the table, screaming, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Very good," smiled the specialist. "Next Tuesday we move on to B."

3smiley - biggrin

JOTD: I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.


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Post 5

Barney's Bucksaws

DUMB JOKE!!!!!!


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Post 6

Will Jenkins (Dead)

actually I thought it was rather good. Better than some of the trash I hear elsewhere.smiley - tongueout


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Post 7

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

Which one is dumb, the long one or the JOTD?!?

3smiley - biggrin

JOTD: I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.


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Post 8

Researcher 140051

I thought it was pretty funny.

and dumb.


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Post 9

JK the unwise


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Post 10

JK the unwise

and the joke sucks


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Post 11

Will Jenkins (Dead)

This thread is messing my Space up!


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Post 12

Researcher 140051

smiley - smiley


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Post 13

Pandora

*clears throat..ahamm* An angel came down to a park where two statues had stood for many years. One a man. One a woman. The angel waved her wings bringing them both to life!

"I shall grant the two of you 30 minutes to do whatever your hearts desire!"

With that, the two ran off into the bushes. The snapping of twigs and hearty laughter could be heard. After 15 minutes the man & woman came out of the bushes quite pleased. The angel looked at them and said,"Why are you back so soon? You still have 15 minutes left! Don't you want to have some more fun?"
The two looked at eachother and laughed. Nodding their heads in agreement they ran off toward the bushes again. You could hear the man say,"Okay...this time YOU hold the pigeon and I'LL
s--t on its head!" smiley - winkeye

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Post 14

Will Jenkins (Dead)

I found that funny.


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Post 15

Hugo the Fish

smiley - fish ..oo..OO....ooo..OOO..oOo..oOo..OoOO.!!!...smiley - sadface
smiley - fish ..oo..O..ooo....oO..oOoo..oOoo....OO..OoOO....ooOo..oO..ooO..oOoo..O..smiley - sadface
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..Oo..oo..OOo..oooo..O...smiley - sadface
smiley - fish ..oO..OOo..oO..oo..Oo.:..ooo..OOO..oOo..oOo..OoOO.!...smiley - sadface


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Post 16

Barney's Bucksaws

Yes, I liked that one!!!


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Post 17

Researcher 140051

I FOUND THAT STORY RUDE AND DISTASTEFUL!

but still pretty funny.


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Post 18

Barney's Bucksaws

MASTER OF CHAOS - you're well-named!


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Post 19

Pandora

*Pandora curtsies in all directions*
"You should see what I do for an encore..." smiley - winkeye


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Post 20

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

Do tell...

3smiley - biggrin

JOTD: The only thing worse than X Winsows: (X Windows) - X


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