h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmm... that still hasn't answered the question about how you can be so sure about the link between Hallelujah and heroin. Searching the intertubenets reveals nothing so I'm gonna remain sceptical on this one.

A body is washed up on a Norfolk beach.
He was a friend that I could not reach.
He thought I was cold but I understand,
but for the grace of god goes another man.

t.

"I write the alone in my bed,
I've poisoned every room in the house."

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
I'm, sending you a letter, because I don't think there's much time.
Time to clear the cobwebs, time to bear the crime.
It's only a number, it's only a death.
Another soldier died in action, turn back the beds.

t.

This getting far too maudlin.

'The local rock group down the street
Is trying hard to learn their song
Serenade the weekend squire, who just came out to mow his lawn'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUzs5dlLrm0&feature=related

Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter

Oh momma I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law.
Lawman has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home.

"I really like Christmas.
It's sentimental, I know, but I just really like it."

‘White Wine in the Sun’ Proceeds For The National Autistic Society Again This Year http://www.timminchin.com/2010/12/02/white-wine-in-the-sun-proceeds-for-the-national-autistic-society-again-this-year/

Christmas #1, please. If any song deserves it, this does. Also, some

And yes, I know I'm a Tim Minchin fanboy.

TRiG.

"Come on everybody, here we go, it's a brand new version of the doesy-do."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpdSQ1v-4h8 (standard version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrYG7B4K_sc (feat. Disney's Robin Hood)

TRiG.

TRiG, I hate you!

I'm going to bed with an earworm and I can't be arrr...really be bothered...trying to find a new one...

Ah, hand on, I've found one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aumUteBGk5M

or two:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxUUecz_ijU

*removes errant 'd'*

*replaces it with a 'g'*

*what on earth was I thinking? *

*feeds 'd' to the hampsters*

*adds another linkage*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljYLGywSm6k

*hides behind the potted palm*

Low distorted voice: "We are the Prodigy."
High distorted voice: "Invaders must die!"

"If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
win some, lose some, it's all the same to me..."

"Confidence is a preference of the habitual voyeur of what is known as..."

"...... Parklife!"

"We are young
we are fee
keep our teeth,
nice and clean..."

"Riding through dustlands and barren wastes, galloping hard on the plains."

A thousand thundering thrills await me.
Facing insurmountable odds greatly...


t.

Mr D, my son would love you...