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Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
Theroyallumberjack Started conversation Apr 18, 2010
Is Papparatzi really chinese for I kept the campfire burning?
I was seven years old and I arrived home and my mum and her boyfriend
arrived home with my hiking tent that they spent the night in.
I can not remember it all but I may have been rushed to
the camp place following an argument on how my tent was used
with adults and how they had managed to bend into it.
I may have had a girlfriend and a gun.I can not remember to clearly.
Perhaps there was cold baths .Perhaps there was many hidden punishments.
Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
Icy North Posted Apr 18, 2010
This is interesting. Go on...
Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
Pink Paisley Posted Apr 19, 2010
My guess is that you are slaughtered.
If you ever make sense of your post can you let us know?
PP
Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Apr 19, 2010
I agree, do go on. Better get in quick before 2legs gets here.
Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
Icy North Posted Apr 19, 2010
I think you've escaped a fire by your parents, if I have to choose.
Reminds me of an event many years ago when I was in a hotel fire. Oddly, there was a football managers' conference going on in the hotel, and I had Lawrie McNenemy and his wife in the room to one side of me and Alan Ball with his wife in the room to the other side. Anyway, there was a fire in the middle of the night and I didn't hear the alarm. Luckily for me, I was dragged out by the McNenemys.
Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Apr 19, 2010
If ever there was a story to dine out on, Icy, that story is it! 
...and I'd like more from the author of the original post too. Next instalment please! 
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 19, 2010
Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Apr 24, 2010
Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
Theroyallumberjack Posted Apr 24, 2010
Then I went to run away by distracting the uniformed men with
a comb which had a button and pops up.I was about twelve and on a date
to learn social skills.Something about entering the parlour distracted me.I looked at her .The girl on the other side of the table smilled.
Strange energy consumed me as I went to take my own seat.Then the men
in blue came to question.That was my memory of being shot through the eyes,appearing home again,being asked about my date and falling unconcious in the front seat of the car with blood pouring from my nose
and my mum driving me to get help.
Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
Icy North Posted Apr 24, 2010
This is remarkable. Many thanks for sharing it with us 
Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Apr 24, 2010
I'm curious - is this generated as a stream of conciousness - or by one of those devilish computer programs? Either way it tickles my brain cells in hard to reach places.
Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office Posted Apr 24, 2010
I love this!
TRiG.
Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 24, 2010
Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
KB Posted Apr 24, 2010
Bloody hell, it's like a 2legs journal! 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 24, 2010
>>I love this!
TRiG.<<
I'm confused. 
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Rod Posted Apr 24, 2010
- and I'm intrigued
Theroyallumberjack, whereabouts are you writing from?
Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Apr 24, 2010
From deep within a royal forest no doubt. . .
Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
Rod Posted Apr 24, 2010
Actually, it's the building that intrigues me
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Have I escaped a fire by my parents or am I slaughtered?
- 1: Theroyallumberjack (Apr 18, 2010)
- 2: Icy North (Apr 18, 2010)
- 3: Pink Paisley (Apr 19, 2010)
- 4: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Apr 19, 2010)
- 5: Icy North (Apr 19, 2010)
- 6: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Apr 19, 2010)
- 7: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Apr 19, 2010)
- 8: Theroyallumberjack (Apr 24, 2010)
- 9: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Apr 24, 2010)
- 10: Theroyallumberjack (Apr 24, 2010)
- 11: Theroyallumberjack (Apr 24, 2010)
- 12: Icy North (Apr 24, 2010)
- 13: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Apr 24, 2010)
- 14: TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office (Apr 24, 2010)
- 15: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Apr 24, 2010)
- 16: KB (Apr 24, 2010)
- 17: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Apr 24, 2010)
- 18: Rod (Apr 24, 2010)
- 19: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Apr 24, 2010)
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