h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you carry on at this rate 2legs; you're not going to have a bauch left!

As for DIY, i reckon it comes & goes (): i've certainly clocked up many sessions in a day, then gone for weeks without even thinking about it. I did wonder for a while if i was weird because if there's no activity whatsoever, i have the female equivalent of wet dreams, without any actual direct touching...which goes to show that the brain is the mastermind behind orgasm stuff really doesn't it?

I wonder how monks, nuns & suchlike cope with this? OK, take a vow of chastity, declare you will never touch yourself in "that" way, avoid "impure" thoughts....but at the end of the day, if your body decides you need an orgasm; it seems it will just go ahead & provide one while you sleep. Do they have to confess this as a "sin"?

zdt

I read in a "manual for the usage of the confessor" that if said monk did not "enjoy" the nocturnal episod, it was not to be considered a sin...

In other words : if it does not feel good, it is not a sin...


C.L.

I try to do at least one a day, and usually manage 2...3 at weekends. That's either with myself, or with a partner! If I went a day without I think I'd notice it.

RF

You manage twenty-three at weekends? I am impressed. How many can you fit in on a long weekend (not talking about *ank Holidays obviously...)



Hi Connie, how's life in the more exotic regions of the planet treating you? Interesting that about the poor ol' nonks & muns, presumably Gawd will know if they are fibbing when they say they didn't enjoy it, ah well, all adds to the guilt factor, which adds to the pleasure, which adds to the guilt factor...can't lose really can you?

zdt

Hi back there !
Life is good under the tropics (although today is only 11 degres and it feels almost as autumn back home!). Having two lovers is a treat, and worth all the hours spend in arranging the weekly schedule...

Yes, that book was very interesting, one of those old books with a leather cover that make your shelves look so clever... In my teenage, I learnt a lot of things I should probably not have heard of till much later in life (bestialy, and same-sex love, among others).
The most interesting bits were in latin, of course (that's how you can tell something gets interesting in those old religious books), so I got an early education *and* very good grades in Latin version at the same time!


C.L.

your hand must ache with all that *ank**g s

Anyone got any sexy plans for christmas?

The girly and I are going to shack up and...revise for our psychology exams in january.

Oooh, that could be fun!!! You will have to act out those wonderful neurotic fantasies; all perfectly innocent of course, in the name of research...

I'll be closeted away here with le Viking, the long range weather forecast reckons it will be down to minus 6 degrees at night, tsk tsk, i will be forced to find crool & unusual ways to keep warm....

zdt

Nipples are great. I just thought I'd mention that. mind. so are bums and peni my nipples hurt. so do other parts of my anatomy but... I'm not saying anything, cept I need a bigger cushion on this chair drugs and sex do seem to mix. But, that was the most organsmic kebab with tons of chilli sauce and copious amonunts of salid I've had in a long while mind, the sex was pretty orgasmic too as it goes but... Oh. Xmas.... yeh, heading off to my parents for Xmas, via a quick trip to my s on wednesday and... well... whoever else is about when I'm back home I guess oh. yeh. I deny everything.

"Oh Deny, doobie doobie dooh, i'm in luurve wiv Yoo,Deny; doobie doo, be dooh, doobie dooh be dooh"

*Apologies to Blondie*

zdt

I really oughta go to bed... I've got to do laundry tomorrow... water the house plants, clean my boots, pack my bags, tidy the house, delice the badgers, let the lemmings out for the holiday and generally get things finishe dhere before I go away possibly* probalby* with no internet access cept Email till some time after 1St Jan

I just got a email. Turns out I had a post removed because it as in faux French! Not the reason I was expecting...

I don't think I was yikisied last night my head hurts. Mind, so do my nipples, so its not all bad and at least the laundry is on

Faux french???? mared poo tan!

zdt

Tu, mec, je suis en tapette

Is that a cute little shag pile type rug? i mean, we can't very well say "tapis" on here can we. Or even "tant pis" i suppose, Auntie wouldn't like it....

Tr: "tapis" = carpet, the thing you stick on the floor, not nodding dogs in your vehicle.

"tant pis" = tough & has absolutely nothing to do with urination or Aunties.

*Watches with interest as the willy thread evolves into "let's parle Franglais" thread, which had the honour of being the most yikesed thread on hootoo....



zdt

As they say........ It's not the size of a ship that counts, its, it motion in the ocean... wouldn't the same apply here, equally a bad workman blames his tools.

Had the hands on the girlys breasts on the bus today

I'm having trouble encouraging her to actually talk to me if/when something is bothering her. Any tips?

This post has been removed.

My nipples are still tingly painful sore. its really quite disturbing, it makes it almost impossible not to constaly think about sex, handcuffs, nipple clamps and leather belts. I need to clean my boots.