h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for another boring meeting I must attend which starts in less than five mins. Guess I'd better leave now since it's in another part of the building...

I blame 2legs for the tidying of my wardrobe; and the two suits, 12 white 'dress' shirts, half a dozen or more ties, various old tee shirts, and shoes, which have been religated to the amazing technicolour tardus that is the spare room wardrobe... I can see floor again in my wardrobe... and 'rail'.... Just the big unit to tidy, and the sets of drawers, and wardrobe top boxes... I blame 2legs for my procrastinating over this, and, also, for it now being lunchtime

I blame 2legs for the Chinese woman who reckons I need fattening up. I asked for a small noodle thingy. She lifted a massive carton, filled it to overflowing, added two giant spring rolls, and charged me for a small noodle thingy.

I've polished it off, and now I can't move.

I blame 2legs for that never having happened to me!

It happens me fairly often. The woman in the shop I go to for stew usually upsizes that gratis, too.

I blame 2legs for the world being too unfair a place

I also blame 2legs for the black leather trenchcoat type thing, which arrived today. and for my maybe having to give it its first ottering tonight

A light comes on.

Who said life would be fair?

Why do we assume it should be fair?

We know it is not perfect, so what is fair?

Is this one of those half empty, half full kinds of things?

Perhaps it is fair we have 2legs, something like a whipping boy, to be sure.

Is it fair that others suffer to make us FEEL good?

Would the Kyoto Accords be fair to you?

Can we live in a world without war?

This is not a green tree!

The lights are off.

2legts suffers so others don't have too... But he enjoys it really

I blame 2legs for my new jacket, which is super, cept it could do with some zips, or buttons, on the pockets...

I blame 2legs for potential upcoming alterations to the jacket, to give it zips/buttons/velcro fastening on the pockets

I blame 2legs for the fact that nobody gave me any free lunch today. They just gave me what I asked for!

I blame 2legs for the unknown unknowns.

I blame 2legs for the known gnomes
and , of course, the ungnome gnomes... and the known gnomes
I also blame 2legs for the huge amoutn of kiewlbasa I appear to have purchased today and the temptation to go put some in a sandwich

I blame 2legs for wanting to go on reading a book although I'm at work.

I blame 2legs for the itch on my foot. and for my being hungry

I blame 2legs for almost endless queues and too short lunch breaks. That doesn't mix well.

For wasting ~180seconds of my life googling "dimension of a jack daniels bottle' for him...

25% discount in outdoors shop closing down sale + 10% extra discount card = humungous pile of crap to carry home.

2legs!

I blame 2legs for cookies and cakes

The ladies and gents of my work place have been baking for today's teabreak.

I ate far too much...

I blame 2legs that my mouse has started double clicking when I only mean to single-click. It's getting really annoying.

I had that a while ago. 2legs seems to be a common denominator there, yes!

I blame 2legs for this hangover.... which I've now had for two days and also for the bruise on my forehead, eyebrow, back of my head, knees, and elbows...

I also blame 2legs for the silly person who thought it'd be a good idea to put a wall there* ...