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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jan 30, 2010
I blame 2legs for the fact that I woke up with cramps at quarter till seven and couldn't get back to sleep. Also for the fact that I have to go have lunch with my father, but it's for a good cause - keeping him out of my sister's hair...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 30, 2010
I blame 2legs for not hoovering dusting mopping and tidying up Toxic Towers And for my lousy nights sleep and for the covering of white slippary stuff outside and for my not being able to have a cat or dog due to not having a suitable house for having such creatures
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STRANGELY STRANGE ( A brain on a spring ) Posted Jan 30, 2010
An indoors rescue cat 2legs? Mine has 3 legs and good company as totally indoors.
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jan 30, 2010
I need a time machine and a different candidate for Yarreau to marry.
Not even my *father* is to blame for my father, really.
But you simply can't talk to him. He doesn't remember what you say, he remembers what it caused him to feel and then reconstructs what you must've said from that.
I told him I didn't really know Northeim that well, but I'd be in town anyway, and could meet him for coffee.
He misconstructed this as "I know somewhere wonderful we can spend the entire day and a great restaurant where we can have dinner afterward", quoted me as saying that, and was annoyed at my not following through...
It's like that every time. He accuses you of saying the wildest things and really believes you said them.
At least he was civil to my mother's side of the family today.
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zendevil Posted Jan 30, 2010
Is that in Norway, Denmark, Sweden Germany? 'Cos P is passing through, let's just send him instead & say it's all 2legs fault, then you can escape with P,he probably won't say a word to Papa, except to confirm he's had a sex change. Try & find his train ticket (check down his underpants is best bet) & haul him back to Eye Land.
zdt
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Jan 31, 2010
Wait, what? But if it helps us be rid of him, I'll agree.
My sister's coming to hide here now, she's tired of him, too. (I went on a mission of mercy yesterday, to keep him out of her hair for the afternoon...)
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 31, 2010
I blame 2legs for my doing things in the wrong order... why did 2legs make me sweept the stairs all the way down after sweeping my bedroom, but before* sweeping the bathroom
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STRANGELY STRANGE ( A brain on a spring ) Posted Jan 31, 2010
Just ripped a binbag of used cat litter and said oh shite as it rushed out, which seemed appropriate!
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Feb 1, 2010
I blame 2legs for the game I was just playing giving you extra humility points if you take levels in architecture. Obviously, they've never met an architect!
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zendevil Posted Feb 1, 2010
I blame 2legs for the fact i just smoked my last cig, am drinking my last drink & the sodding supermarket delivery hasn't arrived yet, plus i am freezing to death.
zdt
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 1, 2010
I blame 2legs for wednesday.
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