h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think I'll have an iBeer.

Would you like an IBitter, or an ILager?

I'm just about to go crawl into the IBed and get some ISleep off to count the electric ISheep Have some IWork to do tommorrow
Well If I don't do the IWork there won't be any IMoney to buy IThings with

I blame 2legs for ITalk

It turned out I had some iWine, specifically iCabernet Sauvignon.

G'night, 2legs. I'll blame you in the morning.

I blame 2legs for turning me into a gadgetoholic - yesterday I ordered a netbook "on approval"...

i blame 2legs that nobody builds there computers anymore! it's half the fun, trying to get something to work and then realising you haven't bought the right power supply/hard drive/cables/motherboard etc.

i blame 2legs that i just upset myself a little!

I blame 2legs for the apparent lack of slaves and subs forcing me to actually w*rk while at w*rk...

Ooo which netbook did you go for?

I blame 2legs for still being the kind of person who (with his lodger), builds all his own PCs (which reminds me, must investigate getting a new processer to updrade this desktop, and look at putting a third and forth harddrive in it)

I Blame 2legs for the IBlame.
For ILunch and IBacon and IToast.

I'm waiting for a LG X110 - short battery time but otherwise - which of course is 2legs fault.

I've been resisting the urge to buy a notebook but now the urge is getting stronger.
Obviously I'm being influenced by 2legs sending out mind waves.

Notebook? or Netbook? I can take blame only for the latter, as my notebook of a decades or more age is hardly influence on anyone to buy a notetaker/laptop
I blame 2legs for my now having to go and change my name

IBlame I2legs for the stupid netbook comparey website having so much graphics and adverts and stuff on it that it was taking about 3 minutes for my DinoMac to load each page, and so i gave up trying to compare netbooks, because i would need one to see the comparison website.

I further blame 2legs for the fact that we need a new lettr of the alaphabet to put in front of things as I has been the letter of choice (for apple at least) since about 2000 so it has had nearly ten years as the cool letter to put in front of things.

mini

I blame 2legs for this Irish I just drank.

mini you can turn off images in the preferences of which ever internet browser you use, under 'appearance'

I blame 2legs for INoodles.

I blame him for ravioli.

i blame him for iTunes and the fact that Genius doesn't really act like a Genius. The Beatles doesn't match up with Metallica you silly thing....eesh.

2legs is a complete c**t, and the only person to blame is himself

I blame 2legs for IBread, IRavioli and ILaundry

I blame 2legs for iNsomnia and iWork and the concurrent lack of iSubs to deal with it.

I blame 2legs for his being your ISub if only he was in the right par tof the IWorld