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I blame 2legs for my now having to go out tonight, and the consequent lack of time this leaves within which to do housework, recording, making dinner and a myriad other things I really oughta do

I blame 2legs for F73037?thread=5128836

I blame 2legs for Yellow Pearl by Phil Lynott

Everything else, OK; but peeing on the curtains...?

I blame 2legs for bills and for whining

I'm with you completely on that one, mate; only I have the added problem of Leonard Cohen's "Tower of Song" going round and round and round...can somebody please make it go away?

I blame him for 7187..posts on this thread alone..heaven knows how many other posts he responsible for..would imagine if one person were to read them all, then translate into Russian, they would need to live to be very very old..

I blame 2legs for my lack of getting much anything done today

I blame 2legs for my ability to change my RAM on the PC today, thus meaning I can surf h2g2 far more effectively and waste even more time here.

RF

I blame 2legs for all the vampires on Facebook.

I blame 2legs for sad slappers happy slapping each other and happy slappers sad slappping each ohter I blame 2legs for oderous otters, omnipherous otters and unruly otters that are useually outside but not running up walls at the weekend when htey ar eon holiday apparently or yes with it on there at the time thing and the cold and tired and the time and stuff and for people who sell speakers on EBay that I want but who won't deliver/post them

Again, I couldn't agree more.
You wanna see the Otters up here. They are, by the way, not afraid of humans and are vicious little bastards who'll take your finger off as soon as look at you. They don't tell you that on the Bill Oddie programmes.
I would really like to meet the E-bay guy who sold me a pair of brake-shoes for my son's Escort van a couple of weeks ago, and still haven't turned up; the poor wee bugger's having to go about with careful down-gearing and very forceful use of the handbrake.
This is entirely the fault of 2-legs; may he rot in Hell.
As for slappy-happing; I'm all for it, provided everybody's drunk at the time.

I blame 2legs for self administered amputations performed with a chainsaw...

I blame 2legs for those otters, they come over here, with their work ethic and... oh... no thats not the otters is it?
I blame 2legs for sensible knickers.

I've just been bitten by Bill Oddie...isn't that odd, or maybe just what I deserved?

Or oddly ironic, or ironically odd not to mention spuriously odd and oddly supuriously suplerfourous
I blame 2legs for disenfranchised waiders and slightly mythed sea-birds in general.

Let's change the thread a bit, and start blaming Bill Oddie instead.
I'd enjoy that.

I blame Bill Oddie for 2legs

I blame 2legs for Bill Oddie, the rest of the Goodies, Kitten Kong and the Man Eating Giant Buns, think they were cream buns.

I blame 2legs for the one series the Goodies made for ITV.