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into wall, blames 2legs for bleading

I blame 2legs for the state of my laundry... all clean dry and put away I blame 2legs for the gorgus chicken biriani I made tonight I blame 2legsw for my Father having given up on the NHS and their huge long waits and gone private I blame 2legs for my having to go out to the pub otnight and for my not being able to decide if I should wear a coat (it was raining real hard earlier) or not

I blame 2legs for the non-existence of umbrellas.

"If only someone would invent the umbrella, I wouldn't need to wear a coat to the pub tonight. Then, when it's not raining when I leave, I can forget it, and someone else can invent the "lost luggage"* department."

RF

* Lost luggage departments are full of umbrellas. If you need a new umbrella, just go to "lost luggage" and ask for the umbrella you "lost" recently: "Yeah, black, with a plastic handle...have you seen one like that?"

I blame 2legs for umbrellas.

I blame 2legs for nothing tonight and i hope he is having a good time at the pub

I blame 2legs for the way I'm wasting time blaming him isntead of doing the dishes.

I blame 2legs for rollmop herring

I blame 2legs for the cats waking me up at 6am and for shopping deliveries..I'd better some makeup on before it arrives so as not to frighten the horses

I blame 2legs for pickled eggs

I blame 2legs for happy dude being up early as well

I blame 2legs for Rachel Stevens

I blame 2legs for the jar of face cream thats spilt in my hand bag

I blame 2legs for the fact that I have not been to bed yet so in fact I'm up very late and for the fact I wuz listening to Rachel Stevens (proof over at http://www.last.fm/user/happydufus/)

I blame 2legs for cats

I blame 2legs for Melton Mowbray

I blame 2Legs for his absence on the Mugfungus Debauchery Group

I blame 2legs for the form that I need to return to the univeristy by Monday only arriving yesterday, and me not being able to find an envelope & stamp by last post today

I blame 2legs for the snakes on the plane

I blame 2legs for Babe 3 - Pig in a Mitsubishi

and Babe 4 - Boars on a Boeing - Pigs can Fly

I blame 2legs for saturdays and washing