h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for not badgering you into ensuring I was number one on the list!

I blame 2legs for abandoning his court by spending too much time badgering people into voting for him.

Its not been abandoned: I'm waiting for th builders to arrive and do a few repairs, and the plummers are late too; they are ment to be putting in the new heating system can get quite cold in a castle this time of year

and of course; I blame 2legs for the castle being so cold! and the builders and plummers and electritions not having turned up yet!

Make sure I get a new shower in my room, and that my aquarium is nice and clean

Willl doo the last I heard from teh work men, was that they'l be along some time after the election is over lazy people they are; I dunno, any old excuess for them to bunk off work

Maybe they're busy campaigning for you.

Or against you.

I blame 2legs for not knowing which.

I blame 2legs for neither being the case.... I blame two legs for me having hired the most outstandingly long tea break taking worken

If I don't win this 'ere election, that'll be 2legs' fault.

>> I also blame him for being unable to put the ~ over the n, as it should be <<

Wot, like this? ñ

I blame 2legs for you not knowing that.

RF

I blame 2legs cause Syd made out with Pozz. *sniff*

*someone whispers loudly* Ignore her...

I blame 2legs for it having taken 16 years for me to to say, and be told "I love you"

and I also blame2legs for a certain 233 miles or so between us. <cry

I blame 2legs for it being so quiet on h2 right now. Come on man! You won't be able to sleep all night if you win the election (not that you are going to win, that'll be Reddyfreddy by all accounts).

Congratulations kess give it a few days n ime sure those miles wiii be covered yeeaah.

I blame 2legs for long distance love

I blame 2legs for letting ReddyFreddy beat me to the tilde!

Piñata!

Mañana!

Ña ña, ñaña, ñah ñah!

I blame 2legs for me not voting in the h2g2 election thing. I blame 2legs for the guilt, I would not wish to offend 2legs by not voting 2legs, but 2legs has stated not to vote 2legs but vote for another. I blame 2legs for being king, so has no vote, I blame 2legs for not being able to be voted for, being a king. Most of all I blame 2legs for this post having far too many 2legs in.

20legs?

It's like a late night TV quiz show, people have to call in and solve a "how many" puzzle that is shown on-screen next to some dollybird asking for your 60 new pence, even if you don't get to guess; needing to call-in again for anothe 60 pence etc. etc. etc.

20legs, 10pair'o'legs, there is only one 2legs... I blame 2legs for there always beeng a weird answer on these shows.



Yes, I blame 2legs for 'em, and me not just turnig to a differnt channel.

I blame 2legs for the idiot quizzes you get on TV:

For your chance to win an interestingly shaped rock just answer this question:
Who is the Son of God?
A) Jesus Christ
B) Linford Christie
C) Half a pound of best pork bangers

If you think you know the answer just call 01234 567890
Calls cost £352.50 per minute and should last no longer than three days.
Please get the bill payers permission before calling. Or, if you are a rebellious teenager, call when they're out and then deny everything when they get the phone bill.

I blame 2legs for all the work i have to do to catch up from having friday off to go to a stupid funeral that i didn't even want to go to and wasn't wanted at! and being ill yesterday! now i have 3 days worth of work to do and it's all your fault 2legs!