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Isn't Jesus *such* a tease...

Post 3921

Giford

At last, our very own pastafarian miracle-

Jesus on a tortilla
Allah in an obergine

Now FSM in a smiley!

H2g2 - the *only* divinely-approved website smiley - smiley

Gif smiley - geek


Isn't Jesus *such* a tease...

Post 3922

Rudest Elf


Congratulations on the addition, Gif Sr.......... and the subtraction. smiley - pggb

[Not on time, Gif? Need stables, perhaps? (11)]

smiley - reindeer


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Post 3923

Giford

BELATEDNESS smiley - smiley

Seriously, I think that Jesus may indeed have been reincarnated in the form of my new daughter. I mean, let's look at the evidence:

Born of the House of David (both Grandfathers)
Birth was foretold
Will lead the world into a new age of glory (possibly in a spiritual sense)
Born of a virgin (at least, that's what we told Mrs Gif's parents, and we're sticking to it)

Gif smiley - geek


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Post 3924

Rudest Elf



smiley - laugh
[I decided not to post that clue to the crossword thread lest you took it amiss......... ] smiley - run

smiley - reindeer


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Post 3925

Giford

Sorry it took me so long...

Gif smiley - geek


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Post 3926

winternights

Well I looked down at my hands whilst I was typing, one nail black from being trapped, right hand swollen from a near miss serious accident at the weekend and the gash I got on Sunday on my right hand wrist is now starting to look a bit ominous .
I am not superstitious and if what I have written as upset the fellow then tough there’s a lot more from where that came from
smiley - tongueoutsmiley - winkeye


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Post 3927

Taff Agent of kaos


Tumsup

is jesus still lodging in your spare room?????

smiley - bat


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Post 3928

Taff Agent of kaos



HE's Back

Nighthoover has returned

smiley - grovelwe are not worthysmiley - grovelwe are not worthysmiley - grovelwe are not worthysmiley - grovelwe are not worthy

smiley - bat


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Post 3929

Taff Agent of kaos

any sign of jesus yet

no

ok I'll pop back in a couple of weeks just to check

shut the door behind yousmiley - cheers

smiley - bat


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Post 3930

anancygirl

Hi Taff, Anubis is still here,; but it seems Mosses left his staff in my basement and my first born reported a four foot snake adventuring in my pit of despair. This caused the end of our domicile switch (he and wife came to babysit the evil twins in the wild woods and we(book muse) went to Ottawa to do City things) Could Mosses Please return the serpent into a staff State ; as I am still working on applying CBT to my snake Phobia?


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Post 3931

myk

smiley - bigeyessmiley - yikes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>smiley - run


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Post 3932

Taff Agent of kaos

Ccccccccooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hay-Zues

you home yet?????

smiley - bat


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Post 3933

Giford

Yes, I have.

But I am unfamiliar with modern technology and so have taken over something called a 'User Account' from another person.


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Post 3934

Giford

Hey, stop that!

Perhaps you're not familiar with modern Nettiquette, but it's against the rules to go impersonating another User.

Gif smiley - geek


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Post 3935

Giford

Sorry, won't happen again.

See you in another 2000 years.


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Post 3936

Giford

Darn right. And don't do it again.

People have been stoned for less.

Gif smiley - geek


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Post 3937

Caractacus

that has to be a first: useing a sockpuppet with the same name and user number.smiley - laugh


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Post 3938

Taff Agent of kaos

Gif is jesus

smiley - grovelwesmiley - grovelaresmiley - grovelnotsmiley - grovelworthysmiley - grovel

that'll put the cat among the god-squad

smiley - bat


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Post 3939

Giford

Hi Caractacus,

All things are possible with the Lord.

Gif smiley - geek

(Also with Paul Daniels.)


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Post 3940

myk

smiley - bigeyes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>smiley - run


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