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Isn't Jesus *such* a tease...
Giford Posted Apr 30, 2009
At last, our very own pastafarian miracle-
Jesus on a tortilla
Allah in an obergine
Now FSM in a smiley!
H2g2 - the *only* divinely-approved website
Gif
Isn't Jesus *such* a tease...
Rudest Elf Posted Apr 30, 2009
Congratulations on the addition, Gif Sr.......... and the subtraction.
[Not on time, Gif? Need stables, perhaps? (11)]
Isn't Jesus *such* a tease...
Giford Posted May 2, 2009
BELATEDNESS
Seriously, I think that Jesus may indeed have been reincarnated in the form of my new daughter. I mean, let's look at the evidence:
Born of the House of David (both Grandfathers)
Birth was foretold
Will lead the world into a new age of glory (possibly in a spiritual sense)
Born of a virgin (at least, that's what we told Mrs Gif's parents, and we're sticking to it)
Gif
Isn't Jesus *such* a tease...
winternights Posted May 4, 2009
Well I looked down at my hands whilst I was typing, one nail black from being trapped, right hand swollen from a near miss serious accident at the weekend and the gash I got on Sunday on my right hand wrist is now starting to look a bit ominous .
I am not superstitious and if what I have written as upset the fellow then tough there’s a lot more from where that came from
nighthoover has returned
Taff Agent of kaos Posted May 8, 2009
HE's Back
Nighthoover has returned
we are not worthywe are not worthywe are not worthywe are not worthy
nighthoover has returned
Taff Agent of kaos Posted May 26, 2009
any sign of jesus yet
no
ok I'll pop back in a couple of weeks just to check
shut the door behind you
nighthoover has returned
anancygirl Posted May 27, 2009
Hi Taff, Anubis is still here,; but it seems Mosses left his staff in my basement and my first born reported a four foot snake adventuring in my pit of despair. This caused the end of our domicile switch (he and wife came to babysit the evil twins in the wild woods and we(book muse) went to Ottawa to do City things) Could Mosses Please return the serpent into a staff State ; as I am still working on applying CBT to my snake Phobia?
nighthoover has returned
Giford Posted Jun 6, 2009
Yes, I have.
But I am unfamiliar with modern technology and so have taken over something called a 'User Account' from another person.
nighthoover has returned
Giford Posted Jun 6, 2009
Hey, stop that!
Perhaps you're not familiar with modern Nettiquette, but it's against the rules to go impersonating another User.
Gif
nighthoover has returned
Giford Posted Jun 6, 2009
Sorry, won't happen again.
See you in another 2000 years.
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