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Hard Man Chocolates.
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 26, 2008
hm, no...
why don't we share both?
Hard Man Chocolates.
Xanatic Posted Jul 27, 2008
Real men eat liqourice.
That being said, I did see a box you could get which contained three human skulls made from chocolate. At least you can feel manly eating that. I mean actual three-dimensional skulls. I wonder if the brain part had any filling.
Hard Man Chocolates.
Researcher 815350 Posted Jul 27, 2008
Something thick and sticky for the girls to get their mouth around like a Cadbury Double Decker. Or a Nestle Chunky Kit Kat.
But for the men (in with naming hard man chocolate) how about:-
BASTARD HARD Mars Bar.
Nut Kicker Snickers.
Jaw Wrecker Decker.
Choke on it Chrunchie.
Floater Malteser.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 27, 2008
and you can't even reply to a posting like that 
Hard Man Chocolates.
Taff Agent of kaos Posted Jul 30, 2008
right now i could murder a cadburys flake
but i guess you wouldn't let me into heaven
or maybe you would because thier adverts promote oral sex???????
Hard Man Chocolates.
freakyagent666 Posted Jul 30, 2008
any chocolate... just stab vigorously with macho rambo killing knife, before consuming. damn that's hard.
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Doctor_X_42 Posted Jul 30, 2008
Sometimes I use a very small guillotine for longer candies, like Twix bars. Hanging works oddly well for Hershey Kisses.
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Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jul 30, 2008
Chilled, sliced double decker... 
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Taff Agent of kaos Posted Jul 30, 2008
put it in the freezer, when hard hit with a steak tenderizer, unwrap and eat
Hard Man Chocolates.
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jul 31, 2008
Ooh, no, neatly thinly sliced!
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