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Hard Man Chocolates.

Post 1

Pink Paisley

Someone left chocolates in the kitchen at work here today.

Although this is a social work office, we men can't bring ourselves to eat Strawberry Creams and "Eastern" Delight.

So how about the following flavours.

Coal whip.
Oil and nut surprise.
Really really really really dark bitter chocolate with granite mousse.

PP


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Post 2

Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master

Surely the only "Man-Chocolate" is a Yorkie?


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Post 3

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

Fortnum and masons do spanners and such in expensive chocolate.

Personally I think all men can eat Yorkie if they want, and leave the real chocolate for me to drizzle on cream and rasberry meringues...


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Post 4

BouncyBitInTheMiddle

It simply can't be unmanly to eat strawberry creams and (I assume) turkish delight, because other than the cherry ones they're my favourites. The paragon of masculinity has spoken, so there smiley - tongueout.


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Post 5

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

whatever became of 'larks vommit' and 'crunchy frog' smiley - huh

smiley - pirate


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Post 6

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Real men don't eat chocklate, they only eat what they've killed with their bare hands smiley - tongueincheeksmiley - droolsmiley - choc


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Post 7

Rod

Oh? I don't eat grubs, snails, worms...


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Post 8

Pinniped


I live in a Girlie-House. The only males are me and the budgie (and he doesn't do chocolate).
Me, I quite like a little chocolate now and then. You can't leave the stuff around, though, unless it's got nuts in. That puts them off. Hah.
Chocolate with hazelnuts in it. That's the man's stuff. And it's mine.


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Post 9

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

I always kill my chocolate with my care hands before I eat it.


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Post 10

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - drool hazelnut choc smiley - drool wallnut wirls and really really dark, high coca content dark dark bitter stick to the roof of your mouth choc smiley - droolsmiley - ermsmiley - drool


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Post 11

Pinky

Who stole the orange cream ? Thats what I want to know ?


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Post 12

8584330

Best thread ever.
smiley - lurk


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Post 13

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

All your smiley - choc are belong to us.

smiley - dragon


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Post 14

8584330

Come over here and say that!

*prepares to defend large stash of chocolate*

I have chocolate bombs and licorice whips, and I know how to use them!


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Post 15

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

Bah!

I'll just melt'em smiley - evilgrin

smiley - dragon


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Post 16

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - choc dark as night spiced up with smiley - drool

and smiley - coffee

and smiley - stiffdrink

smiley - cheers

smiley - pirate


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Post 17

8584330

I do make a dark chocolate truffle spiced with chilli... Not exactly duct tape or granite, but maybe it still would qualify for the Hard Man Chocolate box.


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Post 18

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

Yup, very dark smiley - choc with chili . Calvodos to that smiley - ok

smiley - dragon


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Post 19

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

oh, dang! competition smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


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Post 20

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

Lindt do a fab chilli chocolate in a nice large bar.

Slowly melted and fresh raspberries to dip in it is heaven!


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